My Life BLOWS!

Yes, thats right.

You see, it all started back when I was in kindy. There was this kid there, and I noticed he was selling this type of leaf of some description.

He was making a lot of money off it, too, selling it to the teachers. So we paired up. I was the brains and he was the brawn.

This all went well until last week. There was this Romanian kid, he was a member of a car gang. They wanted a piece of my profits, but no fucking way were they going to muscle on my profits with their fobbish ways.

There was no choice but to start taking all my product so they couldn't steal it off of me.

I became hooked. Hooked on Tea Leaves.

So these Romanians, they tried to take me out one night. They cornered me on the off ramp and shot up my car with their Tokyo Marui M92F airsoft guns, yelling "Viva Le Romanians!" at me.

Those fuckers.

I was so pissed off, I went to the bushes in front of one their homes.

I ghilled up and sat, waiting in the bush. I set up my CA M24 and waited.

And waited.

Two days later, he arrived. The ringleader.

I had him in my sights. One squeeze on the trigger, and BANG! He went down like a lead balloon, crying for his Mummy. I yelled out:

"Try to take MY Tea Leaves will you, BIATCH! Don't trespass on my turf, yo! You get some white plastic you hear!"

The unfortunate part was this. He called the police. The police came and arrested me for Tea Smuggling, goddamn them.

Then my girlfriend left me, said I was too young for her. Bitch! Just becauses shes 78 and Im 20 doesn't make it wrong!

GODDAMN IT! My life has gone to hell, thanks to these Romanian bastards!

What should I do?

What should I do?


try to find some reclusive old asian and volunteer to wash his car, he will later prove to be the long lost hyperultramega grand master of kungfukarateninjakendo and you will find out that car washing has made you into a kiling ninja machine


the you go and fight more gangs and have a lot of flashback to your 10 min training











PS Your post was hilarious
:grinno:

Hmmm, sounds like a plan.

man, you're live blows.

That would make a gnarly cody banks movie.

Yes, thats right.

You see, it all started back when I was in kindy. There was this kid there, and I noticed he was selling this type of leaf of some description.

He was making a lot of money off it, too, selling it to the teachers. So we paired up. I was the brains and he was the brawn.

This all went well until last week. There was this Romanian kid, he was a member of a car gang. They wanted a piece of my profits, but no fucking way were they going to muscle on my profits with their fobbish ways.

There was no choice but to start taking all my product so they couldn't steal it off of me.

I became hooked. Hooked on Tea Leaves.

So these Romanians, they tried to take me out one night. They cornered me on the off ramp and shot up my car with their Tokyo Marui M92F airsoft guns, yelling "Viva Le Romanians!" at me.

Those fuckers.

I was so pissed off, I went to the bushes in front of one their homes.

I ghilled up and sat, waiting in the bush. I set up my CA M24 and waited.

And waited.

Two days later, he arrived. The ringleader.

I had him in my sights. One squeeze on the trigger, and BANG! He went down like a lead balloon, crying for his Mummy. I yelled out:

"Try to take MY Tea Leaves will you, BIATCH! Don't trespass on my turf, yo! You get some white plastic you hear!"

The unfortunate part was this. He called the police. The police came and arrested me for Tea Smuggling, goddamn them.

Then my girlfriend left me, said I was too young for her. Bitch! Just becauses shes 78 and Im 20 doesn't make it wrong!

GODDAMN IT! My life has gone to hell, thanks to these Romanian bastards!

What should I do?
Think. What would Maverick do in this situation?

Think. What would Maverick do in this situation?



You're dangerous!

You're dangerous!
That's right, Ice... man. i AM dangerous :D

That's right, Ice... man. i AM dangerous :D


You are dangerous, but out there, in car comparo, you can be my wingman anytime.

:biggrin:

You are dangerous, but out there, in car comparo, you can be my wingman anytime.

:biggrin:
Bullshit. You can be mine!
/manly hug :iceslolan

:iceslolan

Well you two seem quite content after that hug :D

I think Rhys needs a man hug.

Only if I get to grunt and wear a flight suit.

Only if I get to grunt and wear a flight suit.

lol u guys are hilarious

Lol :lol2: Oh man, this stuff never gets old.

lol. i was not expecting this:)

That's right, Ice... man. i AM dangerous :D

*BITE*
:iceslolan :iceslolan

Z3 you're one funny bastard!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

but may i suggest some Timed Mines to plant on their cars and houses :p

....been playing too much Perfect Dark last night...that's what happens when AF doesn't work for a while :rolleyes:

....been playing too much Perfect Dark last night...that's what happens when AF doesn't work for a while :rolleyes:
tell me about it... i was having withdrawal symptoms :uhoh:

your a weirdo

your a weirdo

You're.

your a weirdo

YOU are postwhoring. YOU will be banned. YOU should stop while you are ahead.

yeah that totally sucked about af being down. man z3 you are awesome

your a weirdo


Suck my dick.

Thanks everyone :)

Dammit! I wanted to ban that little shit.. who beat me to it? :grinno:

Im worried about this kid.............

Im worried about this kid.............

Are you calling me a kid? I can call you much much worse if thats how you'd like to play.