Me again...
tonioseven
03-18-2004, 10:01 PM
Camoflauge Clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
:uhoh:
Streakers and Strokers
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''
:disappoin
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
:uhoh:
Streakers and Strokers
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''
:disappoin
Mediocrity
03-18-2004, 10:49 PM
The first two... lol...
ac427cpe
03-18-2004, 11:08 PM
lol, liked the first and last
Damien
03-19-2004, 06:32 AM
1st :grinno:
2nd :banghead:
3rd :lol:
2nd :banghead:
3rd :lol:
YogsVR4
03-19-2004, 08:47 AM
1st :grinno:
2nd :banghead:
3rd :lol:
That about summs it up :iceslolan
2nd :banghead:
3rd :lol:
That about summs it up :iceslolan
ShortyDTP
03-19-2004, 11:09 AM
1st and Last where funny.....huh ''Now, what do I give them to drink?'' LOL
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