This is 4 all u Rice Haters

Me n friend went to shoot pool the other day, n we saw a honda civic with a sticker on its side window that said RICE (and had an X through it). we ended up racing that night, i drive an 86 ford crown vic (302 not the 351 sadly), against a guy with a honda accord he thought was fast, the diff was and i only lost by 1 car length (i didn think my car didn do to bad) bc the diff. was:

MINE :
1. 3 or 4 speed automatic
2. weighs around 36-3800 lbs
3. everything is stock (except dual exhausts)


HIS :
1. cold air intake
2. converters gutted
3. exhaust tip
4. 5 speed manual
5. car weighs nearly half the weight mine does
6. other stuff done to his engine as well

A stock honda accord weighs about 3200 pounds...
So, how can he take off about 1300 pounds from the stock car?

Geek, you sound as much a ricer as anyone. Only instead of complaining about your motor being too small, you complain about your car being too haevy.

ive been owned by my share of imports some of them were so fast i wasn't even racing them and they won :)

Just because its an import with some minor mods doesn't make the car rice. Rice is painting your hood black to immitate carbon fiber.

A joke implies humour.

This is not funny.