Tonio! I'm calling you out!
Toksin
03-16-2004, 11:18 PM
I'm taking your crown as bad joke King!!! :icon16:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.
A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was
clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low
self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.
A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was
clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low
self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
IntegraBoy2003
03-16-2004, 11:21 PM
Great one Toskin ROTFL
ShortyDTP
03-16-2004, 11:31 PM
LOL LMAO good ones Dave!!!!!:rofl::lol::cwm27:
Mediocrity
03-16-2004, 11:45 PM
lollll nice
jcz1987
03-17-2004, 12:09 AM
You are better than Tonio. LMAO. :lol: :lol:
slave
03-17-2004, 12:12 AM
:eek7:
ragt20
03-17-2004, 06:56 AM
:eek7:
ditto:eek7:
ditto:eek7:
zebrathree
03-17-2004, 07:00 AM
ditto:eek7:
Upheld. Motion passed.
Upheld. Motion passed.
tonioseven
03-17-2004, 08:15 AM
OMG!! You win (lose?)!! :lol::lol::lol:
jon@af
03-17-2004, 10:46 AM
...O...M...G...:lol::lol::lol:
kittedb18bt
03-17-2004, 10:50 AM
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
this one was my fav.
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
this one was my fav.
Damien
03-17-2004, 11:09 AM
At least Tonio's creates a groan...
I'm not sure how to rank these...yeah, TONIO IS KING!!! :worshippy
I'm not sure how to rank these...yeah, TONIO IS KING!!! :worshippy
YogsVR4
03-17-2004, 12:20 PM
Sorry, but some of tonios jokes are bad but they at least have a small humor quotent. Those things don't qualify as jokes at all. So by definition they can't be bad ones.
xviciousx
03-17-2004, 01:01 PM
fight
fight
fight
fight
fight
:lol:
fight
fight
fight
fight
:lol:
Oz
03-17-2004, 06:03 PM
:slap:
D[X]P
03-17-2004, 06:09 PM
:grinno: :grinno:
chicago_guy
03-17-2004, 08:10 PM
LMAO! :grinno:
KustmAce
03-17-2004, 08:52 PM
ha! best jokes ive heard in a long time! (isnt that sad?)
ac427cpe
03-17-2004, 10:48 PM
toskin... you're gonna get yourself banned ;)
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