Here's one...

Here's a car joke that I remember... You all may have heard it before, but oh well, here it goes...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a cactus? On a cactus, the prick is on the outside!

No offense to any Porsche drivers out there, though...

hahahahahaha that 1 gets me all the time!:flipa:

haha ya thats nice man

pretty good! im gonna steel it and use it k?

That's funny cuz I met a porsche owner who was a total prick, he challenged the faastest car at the street racing spot, and tried to make excuses after seeing the guys engine. Trust me, you don't wanna know what kind of car it was. :D

Where was this?

Street-racing spot, I was'nt the one racing...

Over here the pricks are the pedestrians

You've probably heard this then....

If I wanted to hear your opinion I'd take my D@*k out of your mouth.

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hehe isnt it more like "If I wanted any lip from you i'd jiggle my zipper" :)