Corvette Z06 dogged by a Ford Econo Van

I was bored so I took out my mom's Econo Van from the flower shop. I was driving down Happy street when I saw some bitches on the corner. I thought they were checking out my Van but there was a Z06 stopped at the light next to me. I couldn't be punked, so I put the van in neutral and reved the engine till it was gasping for air. The guy in Z06 looked at me like I was crazy. The girls were smiling now. I put the Van in drive and it was on. The light turned green and I floored the Van and took off ahead of the Z06. I swerved in front of him and OWNED him. What a kill. I couldn't wait to tell my Mom.

I wrote this because there are to many CLOWNS in here.

:bricks1:

ummm k?

*crickets chirping*

so you write a gay story for the non-clowns to read and call you gay on, and now you'll never have any respect here if you planned on staying

get a life....

yeah, um, your mom called, she needs the van back...

why don't you go get it back to her, and leave the posting to us clowns...

Was the story even true? The guy in the Vette probably thought your Van was the lil' retard school bus... with you looking over and all drooling at those girls that seem just so far away... someone send this guy to his room and rent him a porno until he is through with puberty... LoL

Was the story even true? The guy in the Vette probably thought your Van was the lil' retard school bus... with you looking over and all drooling at those girls that seem just so far away...
:lol: Gee man, somebody's a Jerry's Kid. Your special author, special.

Can I be special too?!? YAY YAY I pee'd in your pool, I pee'd in your pool! YAAAAAAY

Can I be special too?!? YAY YAY I pee'd in your pool, I pee'd in your pool! YAAAAAAY

Dude, that's just not cool.

Sean S

damnit i got tricked into looking at another gay thread. DAMNIT.

Shaddup, newb... we're making fun of the retard that started this thread!

Done.