Saddam Hussein and George Bush
tonioseven
03-15-2004, 09:20 PM
Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. George Bush asks if he would like to play a fun game. Saddam, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch few winks. Bush persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says,"I ask you a question, and if you don''t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
Bush, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don''t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don''t know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches Saddam''s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
George Bush asks the first question:"What''s the distance from the earth to the moon?" Saddam Hussein doesn''t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the George Bush.
"Okay", says the George Bush ,"your turn."
Saddam asks,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
George Bush , puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes Saddam and hands him $500. Saddam thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
George Bush , who is more than a little miffed, stirs Saddam and asks, "Well, what''s the answer?"
Without a word, Saddam reaches into his purse, hands George Bush $5,and goes back to sleep.
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He says,"I ask you a question, and if you don''t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
Bush, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don''t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don''t know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches Saddam''s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
George Bush asks the first question:"What''s the distance from the earth to the moon?" Saddam Hussein doesn''t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the George Bush.
"Okay", says the George Bush ,"your turn."
Saddam asks,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
George Bush , puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes Saddam and hands him $500. Saddam thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
George Bush , who is more than a little miffed, stirs Saddam and asks, "Well, what''s the answer?"
Without a word, Saddam reaches into his purse, hands George Bush $5,and goes back to sleep.
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KustmAce
03-15-2004, 09:23 PM
ha! thats a good one!
oldbluecelica
03-15-2004, 09:28 PM
Damien
03-15-2004, 10:01 PM
darn it! Heard it...
IntegraBoy2003
03-15-2004, 10:10 PM
Lmao!!
kittedb18bt
03-16-2004, 12:23 PM
oh my goodness, thats one of the best i have heard in a while. and the picture posted in this thread... Ahhh!
shoot, i am at work. there should be a warning in the title or something stating that this is going to be really funny.
shoot, i am at work. there should be a warning in the title or something stating that this is going to be really funny.
YogsVR4
03-16-2004, 02:16 PM
Good one tonio!
crayzayjay
03-16-2004, 02:56 PM
hahaaha
thats awesome
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/110829bush_n_husaine.jpg
That's possibly the funniest picture ive ever seen
thats awesome
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/110829bush_n_husaine.jpg
That's possibly the funniest picture ive ever seen
Zcaithaca
03-16-2004, 03:03 PM
lol look at the look on his face!
92lx
03-16-2004, 04:35 PM
that was pretty good...good post
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