Gorilla Language...
tonioseven
03-14-2004, 10:40 PM
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better - and he vowed revenge.
The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
:disappoin
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better - and he vowed revenge.
The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
:disappoin
2strokebloke
03-14-2004, 10:45 PM
He was angry, because unlike the man, he had no pants to whip a sausage out of.
slave
03-14-2004, 11:27 PM
Poor pants-less gorilla. :(
IntegraBoy2003
03-14-2004, 11:31 PM
:) your posting jokes again :), your like Mcdonalds, you lovee to make us smile and you doo
slave
03-15-2004, 12:14 AM
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IntegraBoy2003
03-15-2004, 12:17 AM
OMG, I just looked at your "retards of the day" site, that fucking rocks!!!
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thanx man!! that it my first attempt at a site, I know it isnt the best looking but i try to get the points across, btw it is updated everyday
raysoh8
03-15-2004, 08:27 AM
that joke was quite good..
YogsVR4
03-15-2004, 11:14 AM
Good one tonio! :lol:
mycivic
03-15-2004, 11:24 AM
LOL!!!
Another good laugh of the day.
Another good laugh of the day.
Damien
03-15-2004, 11:53 AM
Ba da da da DA!!! I'm lovin' it!
kittedb18bt
03-15-2004, 12:59 PM
i liked it. stupid man-just shoot the gorilla.
oldbluecelica
03-15-2004, 06:45 PM
HOT DAMN tonios not done
nice one man!
nice one man!
KustmAce
03-15-2004, 09:08 PM
hehe, i laugh out loud
HogieGT-R
03-15-2004, 10:51 PM
He was angry, because unlike the man, he had no pants to whip a sausage out of.
and i thought that it was because the Gorilla was no way in hell gonna slice his sausage...so to speak:rolleyes:
and i thought that it was because the Gorilla was no way in hell gonna slice his sausage...so to speak:rolleyes:
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