Girl problem #2456756

Just the usual rant...

So I threw a little party at my house. And the girl I like shows up... with her boy friend. Things suck:
-My house
-Girl I like
-Her boyfriend

Fantastic. Now when we are at parties and he's not there she's hardcore flirty with me (and I the same). She's a tease. I know this and you know this. I should just try someone else (hell, I could have gotten laid in my bathtub that night with some girl who wants me bad. But that's another story :D). But of course i'm a little bitch and I want what I can't have. I'm being TEASED and I put up with it. When she's leaving my house she tells me we will hang out Monday. So tomorrow I'm going to school a few hours early to hang out with this girl at around 11:30-12 even though I only have class 2-3:15. Yeah, I'm a bitch. :disappoin

Oh well at least I had fun at my party. We triumphed over like 6 bottles of liquor and of course the beer. I woke up this morning, walked to the toilet, puked, and went back to bed. :lol2:

PS. I'm a bitch.

lol with all of that beer and liquor yall drank, u must be hungover still lol

Ha, I don't get hungover for some reason. I never woke up with a headache. But I always drop a mean deuce. :D

. But I always drop a mean deuce. :D


ROTFL:iceslolan:iceslolan:iceslolan

You're an intellectual whore (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/whyiw.html). Don't hesitate to bang chicks in the tub if you're just "hanging out Monday."

You're an intellectual whore (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/whyiw.html). Don't hesitate to bang chicks in the tub if you're just "hanging out Monday."


i was so looking for that website!! thanks for bringing it back!!!!!

:bigthumb: Moral of story: don't be one.

HAHAHA, sounds like your fallin in love.. :D

Just as an update, in my freezer Monday night I found a bottle of 151, Jose Cuervo, Hennessey AND Black Haus. My friend/neighbor left them. Oh well, they are mine now!! And I already had some of the remaining Black Haus. ;)

You're an intellectual whore (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/whyiw.html). Don't hesitate to bang chicks in the tub if you're just "hanging out Monday."


The funny thing is I just realised that is what I am to chicks. That link was 100% on the money.


I belive that link just :owned: me :lol2:

The funny thing is I just realised that is what I am to chicks. That link was 100% on the money.


I belive that link just :owned: me :lol2:
;)

REQUIRED READING:

Don't Be Her Friend (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_100/104_relationship_expert.html)

Going From Friendship To More (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_200/205_relationship_expert.html)

Make Her Want More Than Just Friendship (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove/35_relationship_expert.html)

Don't Be Her Stooge (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_60/81_relationship_expert.html)

Avoid Becoming Her "Friend" (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_150/189_relationship_expert.html)

When She Wants To Be "Friends First" (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_60/75_relationship_expert.html)

When Is A Date A "Real" Date? (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_100/116_relationship_expert.html)


And, if you don't manage to get this one to be more-than-a-friend...
Can Gal-Pals Help You Meet Women? (http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove_100/126_relationship_expert.html)

While you're there, go ahead and read all of those Doc Love articles. ;)

Yeah those articles are quite good.




and since it seems to bhe so freakin easy for me to get into the Pal stage i was thinking about something like this:

Call Orange County Chopper to make me a theme bike along the lines of Bad Muther F#@$ or I'm Not Your Pal Bi@# and start taking all my dates to sleasy bars where i can start fights with random people for looking at her. :smokin:



:biggrin:

and since it seems to bhe so freakin easy for me to get into the Pal stage i was thinking about something like this:

Call Orange County Chopper to make me a theme bike along the lines of Bad Muther F#@$ or I'm Not Your Pal Bi@# and start taking all my dates to sleasy bars where i can start fights with random people for looking at her. :smokin:



:biggrin:
That'd probably get you to about 45% asshole, 55% nice-guy intellectual whore... which might get you to 3rd base.

:p :rofl:

That'd probably get you to about 45% asshole, 55% nice-guy intellectual whore... which might get you to 3rd base.

:p :rofl:


hmmm...3rd base....I guess at least i'm on the right track



so lets see....if i buy a Porche too maybe i could get a sprint for the home run
:biggrin:

BTW talking about bases, true story, I told this chick that i used to jog with: Hey do you want to run today around the baseball field? She got the joke a few minutes later.

:uhoh: