Good Night!

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to be fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

You've just read my final joke. Thanks to whatever stupid reason (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=1634481&postcount=14), I'm finished. You can all go back to your normal threads now. Take care. :rolleyes: :disappoin :2cents:

Wait.. what.. NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

tonio, we love you. dont let some inane people turn you away. some of us need you, i really like to laugh. some people just shouldnt say anything-respond to your posts.

tonio, wait yer the king man. dont stop with the jokes!

NOOO ur jokes brighten my day up!!!

see what people are saying? we (most) of us like you. similar posts are to follow. we dont want this to stop. if you want me to get technical i will.
serotonin is realeased through laughter and joy-being happy. the production and releasing of serotonin is extremely important for a healthy life-style.
your posts make me laugh. therefore, i will live a happier and healthier life.
-in the end, your unselfishness and great personality will make myself and others like me actually live longer.

how can you say no to that?!

I find myself a little embarrassed to admit this, but one of the first things i do upon logging on to AF is check for a new set of jokes by toni...
Everyone may be a critic, but not every critic speaks for everyone.

:lol: Good one.




Don't be cutting out on us now - maybe for today, but I like a good laugh (or groaner) that I've come to count on from you :iceslolan

Right with ya Matada. I remeber when I used to log on for Panda's or Ci5ic's posts..more Panda's but none the less, Tonio has replaced them rather well and it help to brighten that day. In fatc I coy a lot of Tonio's jokes and post them on my site and others (also advertisisng AF to see more great jokes!) :D

I find myself a little embarrassed to admit this, but one of the first things i do upon logging on to AF is check for a new set of jokes by toni...
Everyone may be a critic, but not every critic speaks for everyone.

Damien is banned for a day. Post on Tonio! :evillol:


-Oz [Teh asshole mod once more]

Dude he said he was just kidding

oh, c'mon tonio, you can't just leave us stranded like this. please don't stop

Damien is banned for a day. Post on Tonio! :evillol:


-Oz [Teh asshole mod once more]
i love oz as well. i look up and see "banned" under damien's username, laugh, and then i look down at oz's sig and laugh even harder.

So u can get banned for a day, week, month so i heard

is there a permanent ban?(stupid question lol)

P']So u can get banned for a day, week, month so i heard

is there a permanent ban?(stupid question lol)Why yes there is. Would you like to try it? ;) :D

j/k


Don't stop posting jokes Tonio. We luv you! :)

Ok.

Why yes there is. Would you like to try it? ;) :D

j/k


Don't stop posting jokes Tonio. We luv you! :)
err


what do you think? :smile:

i love oz as well. i look up and see "banned" under damien's username, laugh, and then i look down at oz's sig and laugh even harder.
He'll be awake and pissed soon. Unbanned. :smokin:

Ban me for a day. Make it Thursday, cause then Im not here. :)

RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

I AM AWAKE AND PISSED!!!!! :cya:

So it said I was banned? I kept trying to see by signing out but it wouldn't work and now i have a new s/n so...might use it, might not. Dang yo, I expected this maybe from Tonio, but I'm sure he saw my latter note about j/k so then maybe Toskin possibly for th oddest reason but not you Oz!!!???!!! I revoke Mr. T's vote since at least he gave me notice 2 years ago!!! OZ IS THE FASCIST MOD!!!

Ok, glad to be back and type away the boring hours on a rainy day...

Spec2 though, no help earlier????? :(

Oh, so people can understand sarcasm and joking around online...that's what this is. :D :D :D

LOL!!!

I heard this before somewhere...but still funny.

Spec2 though, no help earlier????? :(
Help from what? :uhoh:

Don't stop posting jokes Tonio. We luv you! :)


While I agree with the sentiment, I just don't luv Tonio in that way :greddy2: :22yikes:




:lol:

Denile is the first sign Yogs

good one Tonio! Keep it up lol!!!

RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

I AM AWAKE AND PISSED!!!!! :cya:

So it said I was banned? I kept trying to see by signing out but it wouldn't work and now i have a new s/n so...might use it, might not. Dang yo, I expected this maybe from Tonio, but I'm sure he saw my latter note about j/k so then maybe Toskin possibly for th oddest reason but not you Oz!!!???!!! I revoke Mr. T's vote since at least he gave me notice 2 years ago!!! OZ IS THE FASCIST MOD!!!

Ok, glad to be back and type away the boring hours on a rainy day...

Spec2 though, no help earlier????? :(

Oh, so people can understand sarcasm and joking around online...that's what this is. :D :D :D
:evillol:
Welcome bacl buddy. It was only for 2-3 hours or so. :thefinger That'll learn ya!

Oz!!!! He was kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg :nono: