Wouldn't you want a buddy like this?
taranaki
03-13-2004, 08:28 PM
Cold water thrown on sex dash
By Bob Watt and Lorelei Fong Lim
March 13, 2004
SHOP worker Lee Collinson has redefined the meaning of Aussie mateship - by risking arrest to ferry condoms to a friend in need.
Asked by police why he was driving unlicensed, he said: "My cousin was about to (have sex with) this girl and he needed his bum bag because it had his condoms in it."
Darwin magistrate David Loadman said: "Carrying condoms to a mate who is in desperate need must be something much better than the good Samaritan ever did."
He recalled comedian Spike Milligan, in the Goon Show, speaking of "a woman at boiling point".
"I cannot imagine the scene," Mr Loadman said.
"This woman, about to embrace passionately, is waiting for the condom arrival.
"Bizarre in the extreme."
He told Collinson: "When the Poms ask Australians to define mateship, your circumstances could serve as a very good example."
Mr Loadman convicted him for driving unlicensed in October and fined him $100.
Collinson, 24, of Millner, Darwin, said outside the court: "I don't regret my actions and I would do it again.
"My cousin - 'baby brother John' - is like a brother to me.
"And at least he was practising safe sex. He was being responsible.
"He got the condoms and I think he had a good night."
Collinson was rewarded for his act of mateship.
He met his girlfriend that night. She was among a group of friends sent by his cousin to pick him up from the police station after being booked.
"We've been together ever since," he said.
Northern Territory News
By Bob Watt and Lorelei Fong Lim
March 13, 2004
SHOP worker Lee Collinson has redefined the meaning of Aussie mateship - by risking arrest to ferry condoms to a friend in need.
Asked by police why he was driving unlicensed, he said: "My cousin was about to (have sex with) this girl and he needed his bum bag because it had his condoms in it."
Darwin magistrate David Loadman said: "Carrying condoms to a mate who is in desperate need must be something much better than the good Samaritan ever did."
He recalled comedian Spike Milligan, in the Goon Show, speaking of "a woman at boiling point".
"I cannot imagine the scene," Mr Loadman said.
"This woman, about to embrace passionately, is waiting for the condom arrival.
"Bizarre in the extreme."
He told Collinson: "When the Poms ask Australians to define mateship, your circumstances could serve as a very good example."
Mr Loadman convicted him for driving unlicensed in October and fined him $100.
Collinson, 24, of Millner, Darwin, said outside the court: "I don't regret my actions and I would do it again.
"My cousin - 'baby brother John' - is like a brother to me.
"And at least he was practising safe sex. He was being responsible.
"He got the condoms and I think he had a good night."
Collinson was rewarded for his act of mateship.
He met his girlfriend that night. She was among a group of friends sent by his cousin to pick him up from the police station after being booked.
"We've been together ever since," he said.
Northern Territory News
IntegraBoy2003
03-13-2004, 09:02 PM
wow, people are crazy, did you hear about the 2 Wendys workers that bathed in a sink at work?? lol
kittedb18bt
03-13-2004, 09:44 PM
we all know about the feeling we get: anticipation for sex. well, not everyone. i dont know the feeling.
that is one great friend though. a weird great friend.
that is one great friend though. a weird great friend.
Ace$nyper
03-13-2004, 09:47 PM
thats a good pal god bless him
slave
03-13-2004, 10:15 PM
Aussie. Nice. What a champ.
Sean
03-13-2004, 11:03 PM
Now that's what I call friendship.
jon@af
03-13-2004, 11:11 PM
Friends; where would we be without them?
slave
03-13-2004, 11:13 PM
Having unprotected sex, thats where!!
jon@af
03-13-2004, 11:33 PM
Having unprotected sex, thats where!!
In the middle of Pregnency Pond with a hole in the boat and no paddles.
In the middle of Pregnency Pond with a hole in the boat and no paddles.
Oz
03-13-2004, 11:48 PM
:thumbsup:
Mediocrity
03-13-2004, 11:58 PM
Wish I had a buddy like that.
deadlight
03-14-2004, 12:12 AM
wow, people are crazy, did you hear about the 2 Wendys workers that bathed in a sink at work?? lol
How the hell? I worked at a Wendy's and those sinks are barely bigger around then any household kitchen sink!
How the hell? I worked at a Wendy's and those sinks are barely bigger around then any household kitchen sink!
IntegraBoy2003
03-14-2004, 01:18 AM
How the hell? I worked at a Wendy's and those sinks are barely bigger around then any household kitchen sink!
lol here is the link;http://www.wxii12.com/news/2911045/detail.html
lol here is the link;http://www.wxii12.com/news/2911045/detail.html
Neutrino
03-14-2004, 03:05 AM
So now we just have figure out how this story is conected to OZ. Because we all know it is
Rich
03-14-2004, 11:26 AM
lol here is the link;http://www.wxii12.com/news/2911045/detail.html
That was 2 men in the sink :disappoin
That was 2 men in the sink :disappoin
YogsVR4
03-14-2004, 11:38 AM
A friend like that is a keeper.
D[X]P
03-14-2004, 03:04 PM
Friends Forever ehh?
Spec2 Girl
03-14-2004, 03:09 PM
hehehe just sounds so Australian. :lol:
Oz
03-14-2004, 03:39 PM
Grouse Aussie shearer mate! Nuthin wrong with that. Garn getfucked to anyone who reckons differently, eh Sherryl?
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