since it's Saturday...
tonioseven
03-13-2004, 07:30 PM
Hiney Bubbles
What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
:disappoin
The Fishing Spot
One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
Bob said, ''I know. I can spit in the water!''
But Bubba said, '' No! How will we know it's your spit?''
They thought and thought and finally Bob said, '' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!''
But Bubba said ''No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?''
:banghead:
It's Sohotta In The Sahara
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."
:thumbsdow
:icon16:
What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
:disappoin
The Fishing Spot
One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
Bob said, ''I know. I can spit in the water!''
But Bubba said, '' No! How will we know it's your spit?''
They thought and thought and finally Bob said, '' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!''
But Bubba said ''No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?''
:banghead:
It's Sohotta In The Sahara
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."
:thumbsdow
:icon16:
slave
03-13-2004, 07:45 PM
OMG, thats awful. ha ha.
knorwj
03-13-2004, 07:46 PM
wow.... where the hell do you get these?
ShortyDTP
03-13-2004, 08:13 PM
lol Damm I guess!!:p
QuackerStacker
03-13-2004, 08:40 PM
toni come onyou can do beeter than that .....
keep em coming
keep em coming
kittedb18bt
03-13-2004, 09:49 PM
wow.... where the hell do you get these?
he will never tell.
i loved the second one.
he will never tell.
i loved the second one.
jon@af
03-13-2004, 11:57 PM
Just when I thought you couldn't do any worse...you completely exceed my expectations:biggrin:
YogsVR4
03-14-2004, 12:11 AM
Just when I thought you couldn't do any worse...you completely exceed my expectations:biggrin:
:lol: Thats the funniest thing in this thread :uhoh:
:lol: Thats the funniest thing in this thread :uhoh:
oldbluecelica
03-14-2004, 01:37 PM
oh tonio, what do you do all day?
D[X]P
03-14-2004, 02:41 PM
Awfull!!
YOUR FIRED
YOUR FIRED
Spec2 Girl
03-14-2004, 02:52 PM
There is nothing more to say really… :disappoin
:p
:p
Damien
03-14-2004, 03:34 PM
SCHIZ!!! YOU SUCK!!! WTF!!!???!!! :cya:
I had such hope that you were posting some good jokes considering little Johnny!!! :shakehead
The last one has been done so many ways...
I had such hope that you were posting some good jokes considering little Johnny!!! :shakehead
The last one has been done so many ways...
Oz
03-14-2004, 03:40 PM
:slap:
tonioseven
03-14-2004, 04:37 PM
SCHIZ!!! YOU SUCK!!! WTF!!!???!!! :cya:
I had such hope that you were posting some good jokes considering little Johnny!!! :shakehead
The last one has been done so many ways... Seems to me that you're today's bad joke. Perhaps you can do better (worse in my case)?! You need to get a perspective on things; I tell you beforehand that they're terrible. I also don't tolerate personal attacks of any sort towards me. Consider this a friendly reminder that you're always welcome to spend your time elsewhere. Have a nice day
I had such hope that you were posting some good jokes considering little Johnny!!! :shakehead
The last one has been done so many ways... Seems to me that you're today's bad joke. Perhaps you can do better (worse in my case)?! You need to get a perspective on things; I tell you beforehand that they're terrible. I also don't tolerate personal attacks of any sort towards me. Consider this a friendly reminder that you're always welcome to spend your time elsewhere. Have a nice day
Damien
03-14-2004, 05:21 PM
Sorry about that...forgot the sarcastic smile or j/k
I wa splayin as usual tonio, ya know
I wa splayin as usual tonio, ya know
D[X]P
03-14-2004, 06:46 PM
Who banned damien??
That was fast
I was also just kidding with my previous post :uhoh:
That was fast
I was also just kidding with my previous post :uhoh:
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