Lets say he is real

ok everyone I want some people to tell me what kind of car or truck GOD would drive if he drove a car or truck whatever ......

I'm pretty sure God would drive an M3

He'd drive a Mclaren F1 - that way people wouldn't be biased to him driving on the left or right side.


On a side note, this is only a slightly better question then "whats your favorite color"

Doesn't he drive a Plymouth Fury?

Whos sig is that? :biggrin:

yes. "He drove them all out in his Fury. I think its MagicRat's sig?

He'd drive a Mclaren F1 - that way people wouldn't be biased to him driving on the left or right side.
favorite color"

This one actually got me thinking.

Plus, its a great car.

The concept of omnipresence dictates He'd be driving all cars, everywhere, always.

The concept of omnipresence dictates He'd be driving all cars, everywhere, always.

Then again, why would an omnipresent being need to drive anywhere, when he is already there?

Probably a VW bug, 60's style, that or a Toyota Prius, something simple, good on gas, I don't know, that's just how I think of it.

A beatdown ford truck with a ladder rack

R32 Gtr

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...."The Apostles were in one accord."
You're all wrong.
The Bible says otherwise.

"what if God was one of us, just a stranger on a bus.........." this says it all. He would ride the bus. :smokin:

'Caddy Deville, bagged on 22's.

A delorian, with Pink Fuzzy dice hanging in the rear view mirror

The concept of omnipresence dictates He'd be driving all cars, everywhere, always.
Very good point!! :iceslolan

Naw, i change mine i think he would ride a Chopper with his long white father time style white hair blowing in the wind :sunglasse

He'd drive a 70s hippie van! :D

What about F1 cars?

^ yeah, a mercedes-powered one :grinyes:

A lowrider with hos in the back! :evillol:

Nah...
He would drive one of the coolest looking cars in the world.

An Opel GT

something tells me this thread is going to get a lock down soon..

thanks for all the replys i think he would drive a anything he wanted just walk up and every car would be ulocked and start right up even a old car with no block wheels he hops in and bam best car ever

Pinto..... he drives a Pinto.

Nah, its an M1 Abrams.

Its how he keeps everyone in line.

Has not time for automobiles, goes by interstellar blimp.

I love this thats all i have to say

God would devise his own car, no emissions, 0-60 in however fast he wants, and extremely comfortable. If he was confined to an everyday car, I'd say a delorean, as mentioned, with a flux capacitor...

I think Spec2 Girl's got it right. A hippie van just seems to fit the mental image I have of him as a human being correctly.

Nah, he's definatly a tank commander.

C'mon.....Everyone knows he would surely drive a SS Chevelle.:smokin: He's too cool to drive anything less.:)

OR, he might not drive anything :icon16:

he would drive the car from the munsters the hot rod yeah thats it .....

he wouldn't drive a car, head be in some jet called the blue angel and it would go mach7

Actualy I drive a Prelude inx :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

hmmmmm.Nondescript white japanese van with some carpentry tools in the back and a 'Jesus loves you,get out my way' sticker.Would need a towbar too,all them fish heads and crusts can be a nuisance.
On the weekends it would be an amphibious vehicle,just in case he wanted to take a stroll.