If I were your GOD!

i have always wondered what this place would be like if i were god here. so here is what it would be like, naked women, beer flows from the faucets, and no STD's. Then again what do i know, i do know this......
Cars would be cheap and the women would be easy...if i were GOD.
Toodles Hommies....
:devil:

OH FUCK!! Easy women... now that I could really go for.. 'course I'd probably get bored really quickly, that or I'd get so much ass I'd screw my pecker right off. Ew! Pretty nasty!!

Oh yeah did i mention that every mans penis would be indestructible!
Peace....
:eek:

that's taking it a bit far...

but might become useful in an... odd situation.

CORVETTES FOR EVERYONE!!!! :)

And nobody would need Viagra!

Please take the time, God, to require everyone to get the hell out of the passing lane!

Here are some more:

-Doctor's wouldn't get paid shit and working with cars would pay well into the 7 figures
-We could load data into our brains like the Matrix :thinkerg:
-Mandatory Orgies! :dogpile:
-Cheaper Gas
-No Cat-Converters
-No Smog Laws
-No Smog
-102 Octane @ the Pump
-Shifter Kart and Full Out Racing Schools part of High School
-Cops that would do their job rather than crack down on the youth of america and the cars that they drive
-X-Ray Vision!

that's be a pretty sweet world to live in

l8

Well, I already am a god, so here are the highlights of my godliness:

-Free sex with my homebred Amish whores
-The Castration of Castro, Hussein, Bin Laden, and Bush
-Free Bentleys for everyone!
-Trips to LeMans
-The feeling of joy when u see a Bentley on the road

More is coming folks!

80 mph minimum speed limit
women would go topless all the time:D
3-1 female to male ratio:frog:
all females would be super cute
universal ratings for horsepower and speed none of that kw or km crap
cholesterol would be a good thing
everyone would have some form of high speed access to the internet
you could order any part for any car no matter how rare or how old and get it the next day for a resonable price
no taxes
gas for FREE
death penalties for people who f#$% with your car
every house had a garage--10 car garage
there would be no such thing as rust
and every bolt on your car was easliy accesible (no knuckle busting)

If I were your god, I would probably be a green and black piece of paper, and have a picture of a dead president on me.

Is it just me, or is there a lot of testosterone flowing around in this topic?

:smoker2:

Interesting. This is chaos...*laughs*

Well if were god, I would banish Chaos theory, its far to misunderstood, and to easily followed as a philosophy on life to be of any use. :D

*laughing* Then the world would lead to linear explanations for everything! :eek:

1+1 would always with absolute certainty equal 2.
Life we would be so much easier, we could stop worring about all the problems that we face now, and just get on with the tough jobs of eating, finding shelter, and procreating. :D

Well now that I think of it..;)

If I were your god, I'd hate to live in your world. :D