Atheist humour

Please don't click on this link if you find us non-believers offensive. :evillol:

http://www.onthejohnnews.com/2004/002/atheist.htm

:wtf:

yeah.... what the fuck?

Satire,either you get it,or you don't.

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here's something a little less subtle

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/stories/the_passion_of_the_christ_blooper_reel.php

Color me confused

lol. That's great! God Damn, Jesus Christ, that was funny! LOL

Aetheists everywhere are going to hell and they know it.

That was kinda funny. But not the side-splitting humor I was hoping for.

lol. That's great! God Damn, Jesus Christ, that was funny! LOL



Jesus Christ was and is , a real person. He died on your behalf because he is the Creator who made you in his image and so you could spend forver with him instead of having to pay for your own many sins . May i encourage you all to go and see the movie out called :' The Passion' so you are well aware of the enormous price that the Son of God wanted to pay for you -- he had YOU in mind when he was on the cross . If youve never looked into the Christian Faith before, id be pleased to send you a 47 page binder free of charge which is called : The 12 Points that Prove Christianity.(just email me at [email protected] but you must be an honest Seeker and not a time waster). It covers the evidence for God existing, why there are absolute moral laws, historical evidence for Christ, archeological evidence, why miracles are possible, and other forms of evidence ; since there is an exceptionally good chance that hell is a real place, i think it would behoove you to at least look into it. If you want to check out a website for further personal investigation, go to :www.drdino.com and browse around.

Dave

Jesus Christ was and is , a real person. He died on your behalf because he is the Creator who made you in his image and so you could spend forver with him instead of having to pay for your own many sins . May i encourage you all to go and see the movie out called :' The Passion' so you are well aware of the enormous price that the Son of God wanted to pay for you -- he had YOU in mind when he was on the cross . If youve never looked into the Christian Faith before, id be pleased to send you a 47 page binder free of charge which is called : The 12 Points that Prove Christianity.(just email me at [email protected] but you must be an honest Seeker and not a time waster). It covers the evidence for God existing, why there are absolute moral laws, historical evidence for Christ, archeological evidence, why miracles are possible, and other forms of evidence ; since there is an exceptionally good chance that hell is a real place, i think it would behoove you to at least look into it. If you want to check out a website for further personal investigation, go to :www.drdino.com (http://www.drdino.com) and browse around.

Dave

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive8.jpg

Personally, my who gives a f*** detector is in the red....

I prefer the pic where it has that jesus calling me a c$#t. ;)

WTF, Dave, fuck off. Its called humour, really, you wanna have another of your bigoted rants, start up a new thread in the philosophizing thread. That way those of us looking for a laugh can ignore you easier.

I prefer the pic where it has that jesus calling me a c$#t. ;)

WTF, Dave, fuck off. Its called humour, really, you wanna have another of your bigoted rants, start up a new thread in the philosophizing thread. That way those of us looking for a laugh can ignore you easier.

RESPONSE:

I can appreciate good humor, but, mocking , ridiculing, and slandering The Creator of the Universe who programmed your DNA to make you very special, unique, andlike no other human amongst 6 billion others....is very very inappropriate and it brings condemnation upon the person who does it. I would encourage you to draw nearer to your Creator who loves you very much...instead of distancing yourselves from him.

Peace, dave

RESPONSE:

I can appreciate good humor, but, mocking , ridiculing, and slandering The Creator of the Universe who programmed your DNA to make you very special, unique, andlike no other human amongst 6 billion others....is very very inappropriate and it brings condemnation upon the person who does it. I would encourage you to draw nearer to your Creator who loves you very much...instead of distancing yourselves from him.

Peace, dave

Let me guess you don't beleive in evolution either do you? :rolleyes:

:lol2:

Let me guess you don't beleive in evolution either do you? :rolleyes:

:lol2:
Well thats not 100% cause even alot of relgoius ppl admit to evloution just not all the way. We have and keep proving there are changes in animals ppl plants etc. No ones still sure about where or how we started.

More atheist humour:

Q:What do you call 3000 babies falling into a volcanoe?


A: a "hurry-cane!"

Q) How do you get a nun pregnant?


A) Dress her up as an altar boy.

Q) How do you get a nun pregnant?


A) Dress her up as an altar boy.

:lol2:

And don't even get me started on Joseph. That guy set men back hundreds of years in one dense night. His wife confesses she's pregnant. he KNOWS she's a virgin, well, to him anyways. Her paltry excuse? "It's an immaculate conception." He bought it!!! Somebody has gotten his bloody wife up the duff and instead of throwing the cheating bitch on the street he goes along with her lame immaculate conception story thus destroying hope for men for ages to come!!!!

Jesus Christ was and is , a real person. He died on your behalf because he is the Creator who made you in his image and so you could spend forver with him instead of having to pay for your own many sins . May i encourage you all to go and see the movie out called :' The Passion' so you are well aware of the enormous price that the Son of God wanted to pay for you -- he had YOU in mind when he was on the cross . If youve never looked into the Christian Faith before, id be pleased to send you a 47 page binder free of charge which is called : The 12 Points that Prove Christianity.(just email me at [email protected] but you must be an honest Seeker and not a time waster). It covers the evidence for God existing, why there are absolute moral laws, historical evidence for Christ, archeological evidence, why miracles are possible, and other forms of evidence ; since there is an exceptionally good chance that hell is a real place, i think it would behoove you to at least look into it. If you want to check out a website for further personal investigation, go to :www.drdino.com and browse around.

Dave
th son of god? does this mean god was jewish?

and fuck tha passion, i dont feel like reading no subtitles

and this guy prolly dosent believe in evolution either

prolly believes somethign about some poison apple or sometrhing

religious people piss me off cuz religion does nothing but divide :mad:

Apples, ie - Adam and Eve, then once again we have only 2 people on earth being Noah and his slapper. Wow, uhm, are we all inbred or what?!

Dave..do us all a favour.You are welcome to your opinions,but please keep them out of my life.I am just as entitled to dismiss you as a backward and superstitious fool as you are to believe in that crap.

RESPONSE:

I can appreciate good humor, but, mocking , ridiculing, and slandering The Creator of the Universe who programmed your DNA to make you very special, unique, andlike no other human amongst 6 billion others....is very very inappropriate and it brings condemnation upon the person who does it. I would encourage you to draw nearer to your Creator who loves you very much...instead of distancing yourselves from him.

Peace, dave
RESPONSE:

At least someone loves ya buddy.

and fuck tha passion, i dont feel like reading no subtitles

What is everyones problem with subtitles? They make sure you're keeping up with the dialogue, it doesn't take you out of the film, it draws you in closer. People like you are the reason lots of foreign films aren't brought to mainstream theatres. At least City of God did well.

As for Oz's zing.. ZING.

What is everyones problem with subtitles?

In general, illiterate folks don't like to read because they can't. :icon16:

Holy people, take it easy. Dave, I can appreciate your desire to share your opinion, but this is Automotive Forums - it's a car forum. If you want to talk Christianity, please do so in the Philosophizing forum.

Those who are blatantly bashing Dave for his Christian beliefs are complete hypocrites - feel free to believe what you want, but you expect a certain level of respect for your beliefs and your right to believe it and Dave deserves that exact same respect.

Oh, and slave, don't even mention bigotry because you're obviously just as bigoted against Christians and have no right to point the finger.

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