Family Outing

Once upon a time, a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was walking slowly, he began to fall behind his mommy and daddy. After about 5 minutes, the daddy became so furious he turned around and stomped on his son. Then he said "come on, Ketchup! Let's go!"


We Don't Swerve Blondes Here

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What's going on here, ma'am?"

"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.

"Ma'am. That's your air freshener."
:disappoin

For the love of god man - make it stop! :twak:

the air freshener one wasnt so bad :D

they should make a flag that sez

CORN!

Nice joke there, Mia. Fox Force auditions are over thataway.

For the love of god man - make it stop! :twak:My sentiments exactly! :D

http://www.msnusers.com/4ebblne2u3sbqi9mrmcdqj0212/Documents/Pictures%2Fth%5Fyournotfunny.jpg :smile:

hahahaha!!


loving the air freshener!!