Are you Alive?!

Picture this: You're sound asleep at 7am after a long night of partying. Your phone rings. You scramble to get it...not by any means getting there before it stops ringing. Then you put it down, snuggle back in and it starts again. You roll over and answer it. You don’t make sense of what you're saying, try to say hello but it comes out as "mmhph" the voice on the other end says "why are you still sleeping? You should be up. Don't you have class today? Anyway, I just called to make sure you're still alive. Now that I know you are I'll let you go." just as you think their about to hang up they start raising their voice and say "WAKE UP! Now, are you alive or not?!... (pause) ANSWER ME!" Now at this point, you are on your way to sobering up but the process has just started, and while you thought they were yelling in the beginning, they are now using a bull-horn to scream in your still trying to figure out who the hell it is head. You mumble to them (you're still not conscious enough to speak clearly) that you're sleeping and alive and you're going back to sleep. Just as you say goodbye and are about to hang up, they start yelling at you again asking if you have been drinking. You continue to hang up and throw the phone across the room. So you snuggle back into bed and just as you get comfy, there goes the phone again. You refuse to get up with the mentality that they will get the point. Do they? NO! Of course not. They call and the phone doesn’t stop for over a half hour. It just rings. So you lay there in bed, waiting for it to stop and when it finally does you are wide awake and have a huge hangover. You pick up the phone off the floor to find out who was bothering you at this god awful hour on Monday morning and who is it? YOUR FATHER! You think to yourself...Why do I leave my phone on at night?! And then you think "If he does that again he won’t be."... alive that is.


I could not believe that he actually called me. He lives in Cali and me in PA so there is a 3 hour difference there. it was f'n 4am there...Why?...Just Why is my question?

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Did I promise boobies? :screwy:

IMHO he calls you like that because he is worried about you, since you live so far away. He wants to be sure you are safe and taking care of yourself.
As you are so hung over you cannot answer the phone, perhaps his concerns are justified??

I am not trying to be a smart ass, I'm just looking at it from what might be his point of view

I would do the same thing. lol. I'm the guy that'll be like the Dad that lives for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour line: "When you start thinkin about huggin and kissin and stuff... just remember these words: I ain't got no problem goin back to prizon."

Be happy you have a father that loves you. It's something that I and many other people grew up without.

-Andrew

It's not that i mind him calling...It's that I mind him calling at 7 Monday morning. I know he cares and I get that but....just let me get rid of a hang over before I have to deal with him.

It's not that i mind him calling...It's that I mind him calling at 7 Monday morning. I know he cares and I get that but....just let me get rid of a hang over before I have to deal with him.


Point taken. :cheers:

I would do the same thing. lol. I'm the guy that'll be like the Dad that lives for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour line: "When you start thinkin about huggin and kissin and stuff... just remember these words: I ain't got no problem goin back to prizon."


Ha, I watched that this weekend and it was hilarious! Maybe it's because I'm a little bit of a redneck myself. I thought Larry the Cable Guy was the best... "Git-R-Done!!!" :iceslolan

Ha, I watched that this weekend and it was hilarious! Maybe it's because I'm a little bit of a redneck myself. I thought Larry the Cable Guy was the best... "Git-R-Done!!!" :iceslolan

"So I can get "Git-er-done" written in big letters here in the front of the panties?"

It's not that i mind him calling...It's that I mind him calling at 7 Monday morning. I know he cares and I get that but....just let me get rid of a hang over before I have to deal with him.


And he's suppose to know you have a hangover how?

easy fix...disconnect the phone line/turn your cellphone off...problem solved:p

Its 0700 on a Monday. For fucks sake, what did you expect, really?

Dumb slapper.

I'm thinking from your dad's point of view you shouldn't have to worry about hang overs, especially on a monday morning.

lol, anti-hangover = drink a lot of water before you go to sleep/pass out after drinking a lot

if you feel you will be unable to do so... write it on a stickey tab or something and have it on your forehead so someone else makes u drink some water. :)

i think everyone covered everything else... lol

he probably just cares about ya and thinks ur an angel and that you should be up and goin to school. Asian fathers are the most overprotective (i'm guessin you are since you have an Lexus IS300). My father isn't really overprotective though, but all my uncles and asian friend's father are.

(i'm guessin you are since you have an Lexus IS300).


You thought I was asian too just because I knew anything about cars. Remember? Proved you wrong.

The ignorance in this thread....

1) Who gets drunk on a Sunday night? :screwy:

2) "I'm guessing youre asian because you drive an IS300"

we're not short of retards on AF, thats for sure... :disappoin

Um, I believe you have my stapler...

Um, I believe you have my stapler...
uhhh.. what? :confused:

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These threads keep getting more and more bizarre... :confused:

They care...I mena, my ex did that so a father, of course. Yeah, I hated her though that night she called. Peacefully asleep then my cell goes off...good grief but this is your father.

Hogie presents a great solution, it's what i did.

he probably just cares about ya and thinks ur an angel and that you should be up and goin to school. Asian fathers are the most overprotective (i'm guessin you are since you have an Lexus IS300). My father isn't really overprotective though, but all my uncles and asian friend's father are.


No, I'm not asian...where do you get that from?

yeah...and the whole water thing...It just makes me have to piss every 10 minutes does nothing for the hangover b/c i end up mixing it with jack

Then you need to stop making up bullshit threads for attention, kicker.

yeah...and the whole water thing...It just makes me have to piss every 10 minutes does nothing for the hangover b/c i end up mixing it with jack
wow, that's so cool of you...
Then you need to stop making up bullshit threads for attention
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These threads keep getting more and more bizarre... :confused:
Says the guy who has a "1996 American-Spec RX7"

wow, that's so cool of you...

:1:
never tried to be cool...just stating the truth..why does everyone think kicker made this?

we're not short of retards on AF, thats for sure... :disappoin


HEY YOU GUUUUYYYSSSS!!!!!!!! :rofl:

did i read this right... some young kid is complaining that her father cares about her. oh yeah, i would turn my phone off if i didnt want to hear it ring...

Worst Thread Ever. The only thing that will save it now is b00bie pics.

did i read this right... some young kid is complaining that her father cares about her. oh yeah, i would turn my phone off if i didnt want to hear it ring...


See you all took this the wrong way. I am not complaining ab him caring or checking on me or anything. I'm complaining that it was 7am, and I did not want to be woken up by him. I just wanted to sleep. I'm sorry that you all took it that way and I guess now that i reread what I wrote it can be perceived like that but I didn't mean it that way. I"m sorry. Maybe I can get you some b00bies and save the thread. ;)

Maybe I can get you some b00bies and save the thread. ;)

yay! :lol:

Why were you drinking on a Sunday night anyway?

publicenemy: What the fuck is wrong with you man?

Isn't this thread more appropriate in Stress Release? :screwy:

Isn't this thread more appropriate in Stress Release? :screwy:
Yes

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Isn't this thread more appropriate in Stress Release? :screwy:


thought ab that AFTER i posted...Sorry!

I think we're all in agreement that this thread is well and truly DEAD now

Are you fucking crazy? I was promised b00bie pics! I'm reopening this as soon as they are received.

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hey oz,

why are you so desperate for b00bies if you're "dating a swedish hottie" or whatever? Not getting any? :loser: