performansth 85 jetta

i am thinking of putting sthome dough into my 85 jetta. what kind of modificationsth can i do to make thisth a pretty fastht car for the leastht amount of money possthible. i am thinking i am going to keep the body in sthitty sthape, for sthock value. how funny would it be to pull next to a nisthe looking car with a "beater" and blow their doorsth off?

why isthnt anyone replying. do you all think thisth isth a joke?

quit typing like that and post a real message and maybe somebody will....

doesth my listhp offend you? why are you making fun of my listhp?

You don't type with a lisp.