She Said, He Heard

What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear.
if we don't do laundry right now!”

What a man hears:
“blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW”

hahaha lol :smile: :lol2:

:lol2:

Good One Tonio :thumbsup:

Tonio's jokes = :attention

Once again though I admit to liking it...:iceslolan

I get more than enough attention; I just like to help brighten peoples' day with a bad joke to help lighten the load of everyday life. :smile:

Hahaha good one! :thumbsup:

Back from Florida and cracking me up :lol2:

nice :thumbsup:

One of the better ones I have seen from you tonio... I liked it.

Sounds about right! :p :D

:lol: that's funny :biggrin:

LOL!

I'm having a real bad day today...

That one definitely helped brighten my day today.

Good one! :lol2: