Bird Poopie problem :(

hi there...
As u all know i have a RED 95 eclipse gsx :( this might be slightly off topic.. but seriously i wanna put an end to it.... and i live in my university dorms.. every 2 weeks i wash my car at nite and the next day afternoon i come down and check there is a lot of BIRD POOPIE all over my car.. not once or twice it happens everyday :uhoh: i turned around and checked the cars parked beside mine and they are clean.. it was a green geo metro..and a white maxima... and few cars after there was this red neon which also had lots of poopie on it... now seriously wats the deal with these birds??? am i the only one having this problem???
i can't afford 3 dollars every 2 days on washing :banghead:

:lol: :rofl: :lol


let the hunting begin!! (if you kno what im sayin) :iceslolan



also your car is RED so...it is a TARGET...





get it...?







anyone...?












ok :(

Birds always poop more on red cars... they are drawn to the color.

Ya, that is a real lousy deal, but funny! :lol2:

Have you seen the motion activated shotguns in Die Another Day?

get a car cover... does wonders!

maybe you should park in a different spot genius

maybe you should park in a different spot genius

You don't know what you are talking about. He lives in the dorms, which means you park in the same area (NEAR YOUR ROOM) so your suggestion is pointless and your insults aren't wanted.

lol i park in different places everyday... still the same... and to put a carcover for the eclipse is like we wearing a condom.. that is surely a no no :(

ok. i wasnt making an insult. so your fault on that one bro. are there powerlines that they sit and poo from?

i say hunt those lil fuckers down! ;)

nope no power lines... damm it looks like they are spoting only the bright red cars... damm... this not only happens in my college parking lot.. it happens in a few other places to,..... like when i went to a chinese buffet... i came out and sat in the front seat.... there u go poop and it falls rite in my window shield :( nasty... i dint even have a napkin... i sprayed water and switch on the windshield wiper without realising that my window was open and the wiper pused it aside and it hit my shirt and cheeks :crying:

i think chavez408 has a plan...*hint hint*

or if you had more money that you knew to do with you could just paint your car..........im not really serious but its an idea

just cus of bird poop?

i was just screwing around

Red is a hot color, therefore a target. You can paint your car if you can afford it.

Or like they said, hunt them down...use 'em paintball guns. :evillol:

ok. i wasnt making an insult. so your fault on that one bro. are there powerlines that they sit and poo from?

My fault on what 'one'? You lie about insulting with an insult for me? Sorry, but that's not any fault of mine. When was the last time you could in essence say "i want a truce, idiot" or anything like that to anyone important? Learn some respect.

i was just screwing around :biggrin: ok gotcha :biggrin:

hunt them down...use 'em paintball guns. :biggrin: THANK YOU! :iceslolan

Use Red paintballs.

it sounds like the the easyist way is to just get a car condom :banghead: errr i mean a car cover,but you can buy automatic BB guns just spray and pray

just paint the car another color...hmmmmm