soap

since we are posting bad jokes here, i guess i will submit one from the ol' noggin. yes, i made this up my self...

what did the soap say to the washcloth when the washcloth accused the soap of telling a fib?

lye's apart of me.

Mischief. Mayhem.

I think I'm going to go kill myself...

since we are posting bad jokes here, i guess i will submit one from the ol' noggin. yes, i made this up my self...

what did the soap say to the washcloth when the washcloth accused the soap of telling a fib?

lye's apart of me.
:slap: keep that to you'er self!!!! :)

LOL....omg thats sad

its actually quite witty. i told you guys it was bad...but, hey i made it up my self.
feel free to post your own made-up jokes.

its actually quite witty. i told you guys it was bad...but, hey i made it up my self.
feel free to post your own made-up jokes.
well since you made it up you'er self ill take the slap back. :smile: but it still pretty bad. :biggrin:

Here's one I made-up.

What did the gay janitor with the broomstick do when he found out he had hemorrhoids?




























He flew off the handle...:uhoh:

Oh, I have a good one that I made up.

What the chinese man said when he saw his newborn baby: "Damn, its a girl."



What the russian man said when he saw his newborn baby: "Damn, its alive."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that fck up :grinno:

I feel stupider just for reading this joke...

Mischief. Mayhem.

Best part of the whole thread.

since we are posting bad jokes here, i guess i will submit one from the ol' noggin. yes, i made this up my self...

what did the soap say to the washcloth when the washcloth accused the soap of telling a fib?

lye's apart of me.


How is this joke like every word that has come out of George Dubbya's mouth?









i dont get it

Here's one I made-up.

What did the gay janitor with the broomstick do when he found out he had hemorrhoids?





He flew off the handle...:uhoh:

:lol2: I liked that one, not sure why....but I did :D

Okay, my turn...

What did one orange say to the other one?











nothing you idiot, oranges can't talk!!! :lol: :disappoint:

umm its not really a joke, but I saw it in someones sig and thought it was funny.
"if you unraved the human brain and tryed to strech it to the moon, you would almost deffently go to jail you sick basterd! :icon16:

Wow...I feel stupider not after reading this.....exactly

Sadly enough, I'm grinning and containing a laugh

Oh so hurting.
The replies to it are funnier than the joke. Sad.

Tonio, that last one was a shocker! :p


:D

How is this joke like every word that has come out of George Dubbya's mouth?









i dont get it

lye used to be an ingredient in soap. this was true quite a while ago. now we know that it is quite toxic. BTW, love that avatar.

Okay, my turn...

What did one orange say to the other one?
nothing you idiot, oranges can't talk!!! :lol: :disappoint:
what is wrong with you??? :iceslolan