710
Ricochet
02-13-2004, 04:43 PM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local
garage. A blonde came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the
middle of the engine; I have lost it and need a new
one.." She replied that she didn't know exactly what
it was, but this piece had always been there. The
mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took
her over to another car which had its hood up and
asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and
said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is, click here:
http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
garage. A blonde came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the
middle of the engine; I have lost it and need a new
one.." She replied that she didn't know exactly what
it was, but this piece had always been there. The
mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took
her over to another car which had its hood up and
asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and
said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is, click here:
http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
knorwj
02-13-2004, 04:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I love it
as soon as i can i'm showing my girlfriend, who is of course a blonde hahaha. that was friggin great.
as soon as i can i'm showing my girlfriend, who is of course a blonde hahaha. that was friggin great.
Toksin
02-13-2004, 05:03 PM
Class :bigthumb:
pod
02-13-2004, 05:22 PM
oh man
eversio11
02-13-2004, 05:28 PM
My question is, how does someone lose their 710 cap?
Oz
02-13-2004, 05:34 PM
:repost:
taranaki
02-13-2004, 05:34 PM
Surprised that she didn't ask for a new dipstick as well,the old one probably doesn't reach the oil any more.
Chavez408
02-13-2004, 05:49 PM
lmfao ooo shit thats funny
oldbluecelica
02-13-2004, 06:03 PM
bahahahaha thats friggin awsome!
thanks man!
thanks man!
RicR_wana_B
02-13-2004, 10:14 PM
wow.... :disappoin that gave a pretty good laugh... thanks
jcz1987
02-13-2004, 10:21 PM
Good one!
kittedb18bt
02-14-2004, 01:40 AM
i am glad that i wasnt drinking something. geez
Cl0ak
02-14-2004, 08:56 AM
If I met a chick that dumb I'd try to convince her a 710 was in my pants and you unzip this metal piece to get one.
Masta
02-14-2004, 09:21 AM
lol! oh shit that was funny
D[X]P
02-14-2004, 10:47 AM
Hahahha!!
TexasF355F1
02-14-2004, 01:36 PM
I've heard it, but it still funny as hell. :lol2:
chicago_guy
02-15-2004, 11:09 AM
Heard it.
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