Valentine's Rhymes

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.


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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.


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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

:lol2: :thumbsup:

Hehe I just got emailed the exact same thing this morning and I was going to post it as well! :p :D

Roses are red, violets are blue,

So are my balls thanks to you. :iceslolan

Roses are red, violets are blue,

So are my balls thanks to you. :iceslolan
Nice :thumbsup:

Well, I guess I know who Oz will be spending Valentines Day with http://clapcrest.free.fr/revol/beos/hand.png


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LOL!! Those are funny! :rofl:

roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, lick me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, f*ck me, very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! :D

Roses are red, violets are twisted.
Bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted.

Personal addition :evillol:

roses are red violets are blue. your my bitch now so go to my room :D

Yeah.. blue and room don't rhyme




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2 points for me though! :)

I've posted far too many times in this thread.. oh well

giving roses and violets.. such a masculine ignominy,
skip that romantic crap and get down to the sodomy :grinyes:

killer thread :bigthumb:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

So are my balls thanks to you. :iceslolan

Tha's a good one!!!!! :thumbsup:

lol:biggrin:

YES! Perfect for my ex!!!

Roses are red, grass is green,
I like your legs and whats inbetween. :naughty:

Cats have lice, Dogs have Fleas,
Do your damn job and get on your knees.

That's all I got so far... :dunno:

:rofl: This thread is great!

For you I'd bend over my back,
To give you a hersheys kisses right from my butt crack

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet
you know the number to weight wathcers, dial it


ths ones doesnt rhyme but....

We've been together a lot the past few years, and one thing is true.........you've got pelvic inflammatory disease :loser:

lol. Great. Absolutly great

I'm likin' Eversio's last one the best!

Sugar is sweet and I'm not sure about you
But let me find out while I show you what I can do