We Need Some New Laws.............
taranaki
12-31-2001, 04:51 AM
Want some things to change around here?Feelfree to add new laws as you wish....................
NEW LAW ONE:
No hardware store shall be permitted to sell wallpaper or floor coverings to unaccompanied married women ,especially during the f*cking holidays,dammit!!
NEW LAW ONE:
No hardware store shall be permitted to sell wallpaper or floor coverings to unaccompanied married women ,especially during the f*cking holidays,dammit!!
1989 DX R
12-31-2001, 05:38 AM
Small children shall be bound and gagged at all times, except during food consumption.
RevHappy Cowboy®
12-31-2001, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Want some things to change around here?Feelfree to add new laws as you wish....................
NEW LAW ONE:
No hardware store shall be permitted to sell wallpaper or floor coverings to unaccompanied married women ,especially during the f*cking holidays,dammit!!
I second that motion, with amendment that they shouldn't sell our women anything period.
Want some things to change around here?Feelfree to add new laws as you wish....................
NEW LAW ONE:
No hardware store shall be permitted to sell wallpaper or floor coverings to unaccompanied married women ,especially during the f*cking holidays,dammit!!
I second that motion, with amendment that they shouldn't sell our women anything period.
YogsVR4
12-31-2001, 07:27 PM
Anyone who forgets to use their turn signal gets pinkbellied.
Anyone caught throwing their cigerette butts out the car may be run off the road, dragged back to the site it landed and be forced to eat the fucker.
Anyone caught throwing their cigerette butts out the car may be run off the road, dragged back to the site it landed and be forced to eat the fucker.
primera man
01-01-2002, 08:28 AM
Close all womens dress shops when shopping with wife :mad: :mad:
Steel
01-01-2002, 12:15 PM
what's wrong with throwing butts outta the window?
1989 DX R
01-01-2002, 09:43 PM
Ciggies? Or real butts?
taranaki
01-04-2002, 02:58 AM
hardware shop assistants who say 'have a nice day' after selling you a toilet waste pipe repair kit shoud be shot.
primera man
01-04-2002, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
hardware shop assistants who say 'have a nice day' after selling you a toilet waste pipe repair kit shoud be shot.
ROTFLMAO :D :D :D ...ITS BLOODY TRUE THOUGH !!
hardware shop assistants who say 'have a nice day' after selling you a toilet waste pipe repair kit shoud be shot.
ROTFLMAO :D :D :D ...ITS BLOODY TRUE THOUGH !!
whttrshpunk
01-05-2002, 01:28 AM
Anyone caught throwing their cigerette butts out the car may be run off the road, dragged back to the site it landed and be forced to eat the fucker.
ARGHH! That is one of my pet peeves! I was driving my girlfriend(now ex) home one night in my 75 impala with another friend in the backseat, with whom I had JUST had a conversation about how much I hate it when people throw cigarrette butts out of their window, then this idiot throws one out and it lands right on my windshield! All I could hear was my g/f saying "calm down it's no big deal it'll be ok" and all I could think was "ARGHHHHH!!!!!!".I pushed that 350 for all it was worth and got right up on their bumper(not TOO close but close enough to notice) when I got to my g/f's street and she asked in a very imperative way for me to take her home.[End of rant]LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stand that!
ARGHH! That is one of my pet peeves! I was driving my girlfriend(now ex) home one night in my 75 impala with another friend in the backseat, with whom I had JUST had a conversation about how much I hate it when people throw cigarrette butts out of their window, then this idiot throws one out and it lands right on my windshield! All I could hear was my g/f saying "calm down it's no big deal it'll be ok" and all I could think was "ARGHHHHH!!!!!!".I pushed that 350 for all it was worth and got right up on their bumper(not TOO close but close enough to notice) when I got to my g/f's street and she asked in a very imperative way for me to take her home.[End of rant]LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stand that!
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