Heard a good joke

What do you call 2 lesbian dinosaurs?
Lickalotofpuss.:D

LMAO! :hehe:

Originally posted by jslone
What do you call 2 lesbian dinosaurs?
Lickalotofpuss.:D

1 gay dinosaur?
Igotasoraus:D

how is this stress release related? :confused: moving.....

Originally posted by RevHappy Cowboy®
how is this stress release related? :confused: moving.....

our new friend obviously saw the"don't be offended"tagline and posted it there to be the safe side...welcome, jslone, you have more common sense than I have:p :p :p :p :p

hehehe thats funny.

An elderly couplegoes to bed.After a few minutes,the old man cuts a fart and says "seven points".A few minutes later the wife lets one rip and says "tie score".So the old man blasts another one and says,"I'm ahead 14-7".The wife again breaks wind and says,'it's good a tie game.
The old geezer tries and can't muster up another fart.He wiats a few moments and then decided to give it his all but ther's an awful wet sound.The wife asks,"what the hell was that"?.Er,halftime,lets switch sides.":cool:

Darn those sloppy fields!! :D

Originally posted by nubiannupe
Darn those sloppy fields!! :D hehe yep.

LMAO:D :D

Originally posted by jslone
An elderly couplegoes to bed.After a few minutes,the old man cuts a fart and says "seven points".A few minutes later the wife lets one rip and says "tie score".So the old man blasts another one and says,"I'm ahead 14-7".The wife again breaks wind and says,'it's good a tie game.
The old geezer tries and can't muster up another fart.He wiats a few moments and then decided to give it his all but ther's an awful wet sound.The wife asks,"what the hell was that"?.Er,halftime,lets switch sides.":cool: :apuke: D'OH!! Now I'm definitely never getting hitched!

Hello, my name is Wel Cometolastweek.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by MBTN
Hello, my name is Wel Cometolastweek.:rolleyes:


Welcome,Wel Cometolastweek! I haven't seen any of this thread before ,thanks for posting it guys:) :) :) :) :) :)

Originally posted by MBTN
Hello, my name is Wel Cometolastweek.:rolleyes: cool name.

WRX is the ebst car in the world? Damn, it MUST BE.;) :bloated:

well if u test drove my 2001 WRX you would see y i say that.

hehe I can see we are going to have lots of FUN with the Rex man. All good fun mate :)

hey when i heard the lesbian dinosaur joke it was suckalotopuss
still funny though.

oh but my favorite joke of all time, just for its sheer randomness is:
A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: "got any duck food?" The confused bartender replies: "no we don't have any duck food." So the duck walks away.
The next day the duck returns and says: "got any duck food?" The annoyed bartender replies: "No of course we don't have any duck food. now go away" and so the slightly downtrodden duck leaves.
The third day rolls around and the duck returns. and once again asks: "got any duck food?" At this point the very angry bartender yells: "no i have no damn duck food. And if you ask me again i am going to nail your damn little webbed feet to the bar!!!" at this point the duck waddles away as fast as the aformentioned feet can carry him.
BUT the next day the duck returns andasks:

duck: "got any nails?"
Bartender: "NO"
duck: "got a hammer?"
Bartender:"NO"
duck:"got any duck food?"

It is a horrible joke but i love it.

best laugh of the day:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

A guy asks his wife,"How come you nevertell me when the sex is great?.She replies"Because your never home at the time".:silly2:

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery boys have in common?
They can smell the pie,but the don't get to eat it.

What you people have no sense of humour?

Originally posted by jslone
What you people have no sense of humour?

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I'm sorry, but do you actually read any of the other threads?

some of us prefer to make jokes,not just repeat them!:p

Originally posted by taranaki


:confused: :confused: :confused:

I'm sorry, but do you actually read any of the other threads?

some of us prefer to make jokes,not just repeat them!:p
I do.But were are these threads?No I am not repeating them.This section says stress relief well this is my way of stress relief.

I think this is off topic section.

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
I think this is off topic section.
That is what I'm saying.Did I do something wrong here?I am not trying to spam or anything like that like an easy way of getting more posts or whatever,to me it says stress relief and laughter is a damn good way of stress release.