oh no rice again
Mtnbike4522
12-30-2001, 11:58 PM
"Rice cars usually have the following:
1. Orange paint
2. a Honda or Acura sign upside down or badly debadged.
3. Rear wings long and wide as a bench two feet above rear deck.
4. Stickers of "Type-R" or "V-TEC" somewhere
5. Coffee can exhaust tip cutoffs. Some of them have beer cans instead.
6. Some sort of Japanese, Chinese, or Korean charcters.
7. Empty fire exstingusher.
8. Empty soda cannister painted yellow with NOS sticker.
9. Six to eight analog gauges or digital readouts around dashboard with the same readout.
10. 19.98 or a number close to that written on windshield in chalk
11. Clear/Altezza tail lights
12. It's usually a small econobox, but sometimes a slightly nicer BMW 318i, 323i or Ford Mustang V6 (all of them with a bad debadging job).
13. Bumper sticker that says "Fear This!"
14. A spherical 6-speed red shifter knob on the tip of an automatic shifter.
15. low-quality rear sub.
16. turbos (very, very, very rarely) with growls that sound like sheep having sexual intercourse.
17. It takes two parking spaces in a parking lot with lots wider than an elephant.
18. Red rims and thin tires at front, and 2-feet wide tires on the back.
19. Z3 fender cutoffs on front deck
20. Body kits that have the ability to lift up the car 2 feet above the ground when crusing @ 45 mph."
1. Orange paint
2. a Honda or Acura sign upside down or badly debadged.
3. Rear wings long and wide as a bench two feet above rear deck.
4. Stickers of "Type-R" or "V-TEC" somewhere
5. Coffee can exhaust tip cutoffs. Some of them have beer cans instead.
6. Some sort of Japanese, Chinese, or Korean charcters.
7. Empty fire exstingusher.
8. Empty soda cannister painted yellow with NOS sticker.
9. Six to eight analog gauges or digital readouts around dashboard with the same readout.
10. 19.98 or a number close to that written on windshield in chalk
11. Clear/Altezza tail lights
12. It's usually a small econobox, but sometimes a slightly nicer BMW 318i, 323i or Ford Mustang V6 (all of them with a bad debadging job).
13. Bumper sticker that says "Fear This!"
14. A spherical 6-speed red shifter knob on the tip of an automatic shifter.
15. low-quality rear sub.
16. turbos (very, very, very rarely) with growls that sound like sheep having sexual intercourse.
17. It takes two parking spaces in a parking lot with lots wider than an elephant.
18. Red rims and thin tires at front, and 2-feet wide tires on the back.
19. Z3 fender cutoffs on front deck
20. Body kits that have the ability to lift up the car 2 feet above the ground when crusing @ 45 mph."
Humanoid Typhoon
12-31-2001, 12:12 PM
I SAW ONE OF THOSE THE OTHER WEEKEND
<(Turbod-evo)>
07-31-2002, 08:41 PM
Also when they only have 2 after market rims on the rear:D
El-Vegs
07-31-2002, 09:30 PM
Kind of shit that makes chinese ppl look bad(usually the fobs), shame its the majority, but were not ALL bad (im half, for the record).
lets not forget the italians who stick ferrari stickers on their hondas and chevrolet's, the pakistani's who go OVERKILL with their body kits...so on and so on.
lets not forget the italians who stick ferrari stickers on their hondas and chevrolet's, the pakistani's who go OVERKILL with their body kits...so on and so on.
SinisterSavior
08-09-2002, 09:03 AM
Don't diss the orange man thats my fave color. Besides its more baby blue. And for the record im not a ricer. All go little show thats my motto.
esco
08-10-2002, 01:16 AM
Yup, just saw a few ricers, first they're was a like a 96 hyundai accent- this thing was purple stock 13" rims with limo tint and dropped to the ground and had a big ass chrome muffler, then there was a stratus about a 96 year, this thing was a light olive green had nothing done to it except u could see from miles away that it had a huge MITSUBISHI EVO DOUBLE DECK REAR WING, and stock 14" 'ers and wheel covers, third there was this 90' saturn sedan, chalky white with a flat straight wing rediculously attached at the rear with the driver shifting the car and screaming the engine that sounded like a low rpm moped.
I think the wrong people are getting inspired by these import auto shows, all of these banners with the letters "HONDA" displayed in old english font is embarrising also.
I think the wrong people are getting inspired by these import auto shows, all of these banners with the letters "HONDA" displayed in old english font is embarrising also.
gto_merah
08-10-2002, 03:31 PM
Hey!
I am currently running 18s only in the rear!
My alignment is way out of whack from: bent lower control arm, broken ball joint, misaligned strut (I think it's bent at the lower mounting point), and messed-up tie rods.
Would you keep your aftermarket rims on if you had to have the steering wheel pointed 72 degrees to the left to keep the car going straight?!
Does this make me rice?
I am currently running 18s only in the rear!
My alignment is way out of whack from: bent lower control arm, broken ball joint, misaligned strut (I think it's bent at the lower mounting point), and messed-up tie rods.
Would you keep your aftermarket rims on if you had to have the steering wheel pointed 72 degrees to the left to keep the car going straight?!
Does this make me rice?
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