How the hell do they...?

How the hell do they get the biscuits into a packet if it's sealed?
:o
:bloated:

Huh?

:confused: :help:

Originally posted by Buzzr
How the hell do they get the biscuits into a packet if it's sealed?
:o
:bloated:

:confused: :confused:

:huh: :confused: :huh:

Ok, Buzzr..... step away from the bong!:bonghitte :D

Seems more like a Philosphisizing topic than a completely off topic sort of statement

yes I know I cant spell

Originally posted by ragt20
:huh: :confused: :huh:

HUH!!

Well in the old days they used to leave a very small hole in the packet, and insert the biscuts crumb by crumb through a needle, stlicking them back together inside the packet with special biscut glue.

Now days the packet is totaly sealed and they use special matter transporters tuned to the resonant frequency of biscuts.
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:alien:

Originally posted by Moppie
Well in the old days they used to leave a very small hole in the packet, and insert the biscuts crumb by crumb through a needle, stlicking them back together inside the packet with special biscut glue.

Now days the packet is totaly sealed and they use special matter transporters tuned to the resonant frequency of biscuts.
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:alien:

speaking bullshit in the tech forums is fine and dandy...but when you post jibberish in the off topic forum, thats where the line is drawn pal!!!



























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Originally posted by Moppie
Well in the old days they used to leave a very small hole in the packet, and insert the biscuts crumb by crumb through a needle, stlicking them back together inside the packet with special biscut glue.

Now days the packet is totaly sealed and they use special matter transporters tuned to the resonant frequency of biscuts.
:cool:

:alien:

So that's the way they do it.:D

I will never feel guilty about postwhoring again:finger:

Originally posted by taranaki
I will never feel guilty about postwhoring again:finger:

same goes for me:D

Originally posted by Moppie

Now days the packet is totaly sealed and they use special matter transporters tuned to the resonant frequency of biscuts.
:cool:

:alien:

Kinda like WonkaVision???? Cool! ;)

Damn moppie I thought they just injected the plastic wrapping around a bunch of biskets laid out in the machine. :rolleyes:

Shows you how much I know huh :p

:rolleyes: Moppie, I've REALLY heard it all now!!!!!!

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Kinda like WonkaVision???? Cool! ;)

wonkavision haha lol... :D

don't they just put the cookies in the one side of the package and then seal it?

Originally posted by EightOhOne


speaking bullshit in the tech forums is fine and dandy...but when you post jibberish in the off topic forum, thats where the line is drawn pal!!!
;)
Your very lucky you drive an EF mate!

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Wonkavision is not real! :rolleyes:
They use Biscut matter transporters.

Just like how they slice bread. A whole lot of loggers with no work in the off season are shrunk down to about 1 inch high with all thier equipment and then sent into a bread forest. They cut down the loaf's of bread and use special breads mills to slice them the same way they make planks of wood. Then the bread is sent on special mini trains to a Matter Tranporter tuned to resonant frequency of bread and transported into the bags.


:cool:

sounds feasible.

heh, i cant spell.

anyways.........

Moppie: Lay off the acid for a night, would ya?!?!














j/k You know I love sheeplovers! :bloated:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
You know I love sheeplovers!


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Isn't that a cow??? ;)

(double post)

Originally posted by saturntangerine
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Isn't that a cow??? ;)
cows are for the upper class new zealanders

Originally posted by saturntangerine
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Isn't that a cow??? ;)


Sooorrrrrry! :p
I'll try and do better tomorow! :licker:

Originally posted by Moppie



Sooorrrrrry! :p
I'll try and do better tomorow! :licker:


see "what gives you an adrenaline rush",on this forum.....Iam already in the can for posting dodgy stuff so I won't re-post it:D :D

anyways.
im off to bed, night people.

Originally posted by Robbie
anyways.
im off to bed, night people.

spot ya;)

Someone say cows ????

Originally posted by primera man
Someone say cows ????

yup.........;)

Lets bring it on dudes.......

Anyway...to get back on topic.............

Biscuits are not wrapped.This is how Shrewsberrys,Oreos,Huntley And Palmers Cream Crackers appear in the wild.They are found in the nests of extinct birds.Phoenixes,dodos,moas etc all lay biscuits.The shells are removed by midget Siberian transvestites with bellows-operated jackhammers and the shipped in giant boxfers to the factories.It is an indisputable fact that most New Zealand biscuits come from gryphons.

Originally posted by primera man
Lets bring it on dudes.......

LET THE COWFIGHT BEGIN........!

did anyone say sheep lovers check these two out :lol2:

Originally posted by taranaki
Anyway...to get back on topic.............

Biscuits are not wrapped.This is how Shrewsberrys,Oreos,Huntley And Palmers Cream Crackers appear in the wild.They are found in the nests of extinct birds.Phoenixes,dodos,moas etc all lay biscuits.The shells are removed by midget Siberian transvestites with bellows-operated jackhammers and the shipped in giant boxfers to the factories.It is an indisputable fact that most New Zealand biscuits come from gryphons.

i think this brings us to our next thread.... the amount of crack heads on AF :D :D


LOL :) you know i'm juss kiddin taranaki

Originally posted by Buzzr
How the hell do they get the biscuits into a packet if it's sealed?
:o
:bloated:

:confused: :huh:

Originally posted by taranaki



see "what gives you an adrenaline rush",on this forum


Damn you!
I spent quite a bit of time animating that cow! :devil:

now just wait for the sheep ;)

Originally posted by ragt20
did anyone say sheep lovers check these two out :lol2:

dear God! that is just sick :apuke:


:lol2:

Originally posted by taranaki
Anyway...to get back on topic.............

Biscuits are not wrapped.This is how Shrewsberrys,Oreos,Huntley And Palmers Cream Crackers appear in the wild.They are found in the nests of extinct birds.Phoenixes,dodos,moas etc all lay biscuits.The shells are removed by midget Siberian transvestites with bellows-operated jackhammers and the shipped in giant boxfers to the factories.It is an indisputable fact that most New Zealand biscuits come from gryphons.

Sniffing exhaust fumes again, taranaki??? :lol2:

That seems to be a common problem with members lately! :p j/k

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Sniffing exhaust fumes again, taranaki??? :lol2:

That seems to be a common problem with members lately! :p j/k

yeah, tell me about it :rolleyes: :D

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Sniffing exhaust fumes again, taranaki??? :lol2:

That seems to be a common problem with members lately! :p j/k

Just trying to keep up the friendly weirdness that has manifested itself at the bottom of our various beverages..........:p :p :p

:finger:

Originally posted by gang$tarr


wonkavision haha lol... :D

don't they just put the cookies in the one side of the package and then seal it?
LIES! ALL LIES!!! don't beleive this guy.... :eek:
moppie is right..while i was walking down queen street on a hot summers day..i looked through this tinted window and WOW what did i see? it was the moas hard at work producing oreos ready to be packed and shipped to the supermarket ;)

buzzr is a liar!!!!!!! everyone knows he is now. WE all know that the biscuit birds are extinct, and so they are a non renewable resource.

Originally posted by fearless_simian
buzzr is a liar!!!!!!! everyone knows he is now. WE all know that the biscuit birds are extinct, and so they are a non renewable resource.
moas are not extinct!!! i saw one at the museum and in a book...:D

Originally posted by Buzzr

moas are not extinct!!! i saw one at the museum and in a book...:D


True that mate,they can't be extinct or where would all the biscuits come from?:p

Originally posted by taranaki



True that mate,they can't be extinct or where would all the biscuits come from?:p

hahah, yeah... answer that!! :)

Originally posted by Moppie
Just like how they slice bread. A whole lot of loggers with no work in the off season are shrunk down to about 1 inch high with all thier equipment and then sent into a bread forest. They cut down the loaf's of bread and use special breads mills to slice them the same way they make planks of wood. Then the bread is sent on special mini trains to a Matter Tranporter tuned to resonant frequency of bread and transported into the bags.

This guy is crazy. Let me get some of what you got.

Originally posted by Mrcoilover


This guy is crazy. Let me get some of what you got.

musta smoked a pound.. of that sticky green

Originally posted by gang$tarr


musta smoked a pound.. of that sticky green

Yeah, sticky icky ICKY green green. Man that guy is on some other sh*t man. That's cool that he just be saying anything. Mannn. He got some stinky, funky, breakdown the crystals, type stuff. Moppie if you are reading this, let me place an order dawg!:bandit: :smoka:

Originally posted by Mrcoilover

Moppie if you are reading this, let me place an order dawg!:bandit: :smoka:

HAHAHAHA LOL :D :D

i guess i'll put down an order too :)

Originally posted by gang$tarr


HAHAHAHA LOL :D :D

i guess i'll put down an order too :)

If you ever come down to tex, remind me to smoke one witcha dawg! Weed probably be pretty tight based our similarities. We both lookin for that smelly smelly. Ya feel me. And we could round down tha streets in the BMW and the Infinity, pullin mad O's.

Originally posted by Mrcoilover


If you ever come down to tex, remind me to smoke one witcha dawg! Weed probably be pretty tight based our similarities. We both lookin for that smelly smelly. Ya feel me. And we could round down tha streets in the BMW and the Infinity, pullin mad O's.

hahah yeah... smokin madd blunts

that would be coo, if i ever went to texas

Drugs :apuke:

Dont like them, dont need them. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:


:D

ok you want me to validate my point. FINE
so i say bisuits are a non renewable resource.
you say then where do we get it from, well hmph to you.
all i have to say to that is oil is a non renewable resource. AND THIS IS A CAR FORUM!!!!!!!!!:silly2:

Originally posted by Mrcoilover
Infinity

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Omigosh, I need to sit down!

All the stories about those birds and lumberjacks are totally believable, but you misspelling the name of your very own, precious car!?!?

For shame! As punishment, you have to sell me your G for pennies on the dollar!!

Originally posted by fearless_simian
ok you want me to validate my point. FINE
so i say bisuits are a non renewable resource.
you say then where do we get it from, well hmph to you.
all i have to say to that is oil is a non renewable resource. AND THIS IS A CAR FORUM!!!!!!!!!:silly2:

:finger: wrong:finger: wrong :finger: wrong:finger:

this is off-topic ,and it don't get more off topic than this!:p :p :p :p :p :p

Originally posted by taranaki



this is off-topic ,and it don't get more off topic than this!:p :p :p :p :p :p


Thank you! :p


Now I have some bad news. Moa's are extinct. How do you think they got into the Museums?
However the good news is that before they all died they made enough Biscuts to have enough for everybody. But just enough, so what happens is after you've eaten the cookie the special Matter Transporter tunes into all the Biscut crums in your tummy and beams them out and back to the Biscut facrtory, where they are reassembled back into whole cookies and transported into new Biscut packets.
This is why Biscuts are completely non-fattening.
:cool:

Originally posted by Moppie



Thank you! :p


Now I have some bad news. Moa's are extinct. How do you think they got into the Museums?
However the good news is that before they all died they made enough Biscuts to have enough for everybody. But just enough, so what happens is after you've eaten the cookie the special Matter Transporter tunes into all the Biscut crums in your tummy and beams them out and back to the Biscut facrtory, where they are reassembled back into whole cookies and transported into new Biscut packets.
This is why Biscuts are completely non-fattening.
:cool:
or maybe they recycled the waste from our toilets which contain the biscuit crumbs?

Originally posted by Buzzr

or maybe they recycled the waste from our toilets which contain the biscuit crumbs?

thats it I'm not eatin any biscuits anymore.....:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: