Martooni
tonioseven
02-05-2004, 05:39 PM
A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep, gimme another martooni.'' So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says,'' Would you like another?'' She says,'' Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn.''
The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''
:disappoin
The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''
:disappoin
oldbluecelica
02-05-2004, 05:59 PM
nice :sunglasses
eversio11
02-05-2004, 06:35 PM
Bad mother-%#@*! joke :biggrin:
crayzayjay
02-06-2004, 05:16 AM
I normally wouldnt comment on a bad joke, but this one is too bad :thumbsdow
dayna240sx
02-06-2004, 07:55 AM
I'm surprised the word "blonde" isn't anywhere in there.
crayzayjay
02-06-2004, 08:03 AM
I'm surprised the word "blonde" isn't anywhere in there.
hehe... i take it you dont like blond jokes :)
hehe... i take it you dont like blond jokes :)
dayna240sx
02-06-2004, 08:07 AM
no, i dont mind them. not very much can offend me. It just sounded like a blonde joke.
quarter_mile
02-06-2004, 08:25 AM
no, i dont mind them. not very much can offend me. It just sounded like a blonde joke.
A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed :lol:
A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed :lol:
crayzayjay
02-06-2004, 08:32 AM
A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed :lol:
What possessed you? Contender for Worst Joke Award. Ever
What possessed you? Contender for Worst Joke Award. Ever
BP2K2Max
02-06-2004, 09:27 AM
A blonde tried to fire an arrow into the air and she missed :lol:
:banhim:
:banhim:
crayzayjay
02-06-2004, 09:36 AM
:banhim:
I wish it were that easy :D
I wish it were that easy :D
AcesHigh
02-06-2004, 10:01 AM
I have a problem...
I admittedly smiled at the arrow thing.
:headshake
I admittedly smiled at the arrow thing.
:headshake
BP2K2Max
02-06-2004, 10:04 AM
I have a problem...
I admittedly smiled at the arrow thing.
:headshake
:banhim:
I admittedly smiled at the arrow thing.
:headshake
:banhim:
crayzayjay
02-06-2004, 10:15 AM
:banhim:
No, the redeeming factor here is that he recognises he has a problem. We'll help him to deal with it instead, hopefully he'll emerge a stronger and healthier person. We can only hope.
No, the redeeming factor here is that he recognises he has a problem. We'll help him to deal with it instead, hopefully he'll emerge a stronger and healthier person. We can only hope.
BP2K2Max
02-06-2004, 10:37 AM
No, the redeeming factor here is that he recognises he has a problem. We'll help him to deal with it instead, hopefully he'll emerge a stronger and healthier person. We can only hope.
that's what they said about Mike Tyson :grinno:
that's what they said about Mike Tyson :grinno:
97civiclx
02-06-2004, 11:28 AM
lol i think this whole thread is hilarious.
i guess i have a huge problem
i guess i have a huge problem
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