Tarzan's first time!
taranaki
02-05-2004, 03:54 AM
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
“ Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong. Here, let me show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Pointing, she said, "See, you must put it in here."
Tarzan moved his loincloth aside, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony while Tarzan stood by.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for wasp nests", he said.
“ Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong. Here, let me show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Pointing, she said, "See, you must put it in here."
Tarzan moved his loincloth aside, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony while Tarzan stood by.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for wasp nests", he said.
Toksin
02-05-2004, 06:45 AM
L.o.l.
TheNotoriousMogg
02-05-2004, 07:05 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is hella funny :D
Damien
02-05-2004, 07:45 AM
ROFLMAO in english class!!!
crayzayjay
02-05-2004, 08:00 AM
Magnificent :lol2:
YogsVR4
02-05-2004, 11:43 AM
:rofl: good one :lol:
chicago_guy
02-05-2004, 03:23 PM
:rofl: :lol2: Excellent one!
oldbluecelica
02-05-2004, 08:05 PM
nice thats awsome
ROB3000GTVR4
02-05-2004, 08:14 PM
:cwm27: damn that was funny! :rofl:
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