Joke
Oz
02-03-2004, 03:41 AM
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting,cursing,crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray
hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and
enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the
mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.
Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town
house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000
bank
account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again"
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting,cursing,crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray
hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and
enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the
mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.
Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town
house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000
bank
account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again"
TheNotoriousMogg
02-03-2004, 03:50 AM
Nice Grant...Real Nice :eek7:
hehe
hehe
integra818
02-03-2004, 04:36 AM
Good one. :)
matada
02-03-2004, 04:37 AM
:spit:
Holy shit that was funny.
About time wifey and I have a girl, eh?
Holy shit that was funny.
About time wifey and I have a girl, eh?
stealthj
02-03-2004, 05:08 AM
lol
raysoh8
02-03-2004, 07:50 AM
lol i didnt expect that last line..
YogsVR4
02-03-2004, 09:29 AM
Good one OZ :lol:
lordvektra
02-03-2004, 09:34 AM
:lol2: Didn’t see that coming, good one.
speediva
02-03-2004, 10:12 AM
Leave it to Oz to find a joke like that one. :rolleyes: :p
Damien
02-03-2004, 03:41 PM
I don't know what to say...
Definitely funny though! ROFLMAO
Definitely funny though! ROFLMAO
oldbluecelica
02-03-2004, 04:27 PM
umm..... wow
all i can say is, oz, yer a genious
all i can say is, oz, yer a genious
chicago_guy
02-03-2004, 04:37 PM
:lol2: Funny one Oz.
avpart3
02-04-2004, 12:01 PM
yeah that shit is funny as hell fam!
Zcaithaca
02-04-2004, 07:35 PM
good one oz...last line was a big suprise!
jcz1987
02-04-2004, 07:38 PM
:lol: That is a good one! :lol:
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