Another blonde joke!

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from
his pocket.

He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think
that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and
breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.

He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car
and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is
about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"

Haha, heard it b4, still funny.

cute! :) I know people that are that "smart"!

hahahaha YES!! thats funny shit :lol:

LOL

nice one Andy :D

So....who's fixing the Skyline?

made me laugh, lucky none of you know im blonde

LOL :lol:

Good one :lol:

heard it

:rofl: :rofl:

Now that was the funniest thing I heard all day.

So....who's fixing the Skyline?Naki surely you remember I’m not blonde (or has it been that long since you were last in Auckland??!!) :p

The joke's good, but I think the funniest thing is the "targeted links" at the top of the page. You know how they change to reflect the topic of the thread? Well, viewing this thread this morning, I see links to "Endangered Species", and "Help Brain Tumour Patients" :D

The joke's good, but I think the funniest thing is the "targeted links" at the top of the page. You know how they change to reflect the topic of the thread? Well, viewing this thread this morning, I see links to "Endangered Species", and "Help Brain Tumour Patients" :D

Now that is damn funny :rofl:

:iceslolan :grinno: :biggrin: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats the best thing i've heard in a while.

:lol2: :lol: :rofl: :cwm27: :grinno: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol2: :lol2: :cwm27:

Sorry for all the smiles. I really needed a joke like that to spruce up the day {after the super bowl} Thanks!

*shakes head in dismay*

Where's Panda????

Where's Panda????Don't encourage the Panda, it's been nice and peaceful without him! :p