Good Jokes

All right, I'm in the mood for some good quality laughter, I mean I really want to hear some funny sh*t. Anyone out there have any good jokes to post? If so, let's hear them and have ourselves a good laugh or two. :iceslolan

Man am I ever f*cking bored...:1zhelp:

Ok, read this:
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0106/porn/


"Like skydiving or high-wire walking, sex is something best left for trained performers "

If only I got that advice earlier.

I'm drunk right now, and that's pretty funny. ahahahhahaha

I thought that one was pretty great. Anyone have anything else?

A husband and wife are headed home on the highway after a late dinner.
They've had little or no conversation when the wife suddenly speaks up.

"Honey," she says " I need to tell you something. I've been having an affair with your best friend."

The husband says nothing, but slowly, very slowly, accelerates the car.

The wife speaks again. "I want a divorce immediately. Also, I want the house, the credit cards, the car and custody of the kids."

The husband still says nothing, but keeps accelerating the car.

The wife looks at him. "Well that's all I want. Do you have what you want?"

The husband, finally speaking, says "I have all that I need right here."

"What's that?" says the wife.

Right before hitting a guardrail doing over 90, he says to her,

"I have the airbag."

:grinno:

That was fucking hilarious!!! I loved that one!!! :lol:
Keep coming with those good jokes guys!!!

Thanks for the good laugh!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I've checked that site out...it's pretty good.

oh oh i got a good one....

the seven dwarves really wanna see snow white naked, but shes in the woods picking berries...
when she comes back she says
"im gonna go to my room, take a shower, and go to bad"
so she goes up and the dwarves say that this is thew perfect time so we gotta do it now..so they decide to get on each others shoulders and look in the window and then the top dwarf will relay whats happening down, so they go to the window and look in
"takin off her shirt"
"takin off her shirt"
"takin off her shirt"

"takin off her bra"
"takin off her bra"
"takin off her bra"

"takin off her panties"
"takin off her panties"
"takin off her panties"

"o shoot somones coming!!"
"me too"
"me too"
"me too"

:lol2:

:lol: That was a great one...had a good few laughs about that...also sent it on to a couple of friends... keep em comin'...