Things that have no purpose

List things that have absolutly no purpose, not useless, just no purpose for existing. And dont say this thread, this thread is here to prove something that was started in the phlosophizing(sp) section.

Screen door on a submarine, inflatable dartboard, rubber car....I could think of stuff all day but I'd say money will soon have no purpose.

ejection seats on a hellocopter :evillol: or a solar powered flashlight

im gonna have to say the same as Amish...money really has no purpose anymore in some ways. in a few years itll all be plastic

Good then maybe when i sit down i wont be lop-sided :icon16:

locks on 7/11 y do they have door locks if its open 24 hours a day...

Um. Rotaries. Pistons work just fine. lol :)

VALVES, camshafts.

2 stroke engines, yugos



teeheehee

stop lights!! :evillol:

saturn motor company!
they even look like a cheep, gutless pice of shit!

The exorbetant amount of air that is inside of a bag of potato chips, signs that say "reading class for the illiterate", great tits on lesbians(my mom thought of that one:uhoh: ) our pinky toes, boogers in the nose of a person with no fingers, sunglasses on a blind man.

The little open fly thing on a pair of underwear briefs. By the time you negotiate your way through that maze you already pissed yourself.

diet pepsi/coke @ mcdonalds

diet pepsi/coke @ mcdonalds
:lol2:

Wings on a Civic

People like Nimqua.

woman clothing.. :uhoh:

Um. Rotaries. Pistons work just fine. lol :)

Pistons. Rotaries work just fine ;)

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=500/2961rotorkickass-med.JPG

LOL

Steel, is that yours? I LOVE IT

Trying to get the closest parking spot at your grocery store to buy diet coke.

That's the coolest fuckin tatto I've ever seen in my entire life. I've been looking at it for like a minute.

Poor piston :(

lol, no it's not mine.. but it DOES give me an idea...

this thread. bahahahahahahahaha.

Most of my threads.

windows restart/turn off button (it goes off on its own, cuz its such shit)

music stores (almost everyone downloads there music now)

Trying to get the closest parking spot at your grocery store to buy diet coke.
No joke. Just driving around the parking lot for 5 minutes waiting for a spot to open is so pointless. In that time, you could already be in the store waiting in the checkout line.
-the parking spaces reserved for expecting mothers. aren't they suppose to get some excercise?
-having to learn probability in business analysis. wtf? im studying business not how probable it is that the Pistons are going to the championship. if i wanted to figure it out, i would have major in science :rolleyes:
-brail on any drive-thru sign :wtf:
-moles, why are they on our bodies?
-anti-marijuana commercials, all are false stereotypes of pot smokers
-anti-cigarette commercials, people will quit if they want to a commercial is not gonna help

Hahahaha...that IS a bad ass tattoo...

Things that are useless...

1) GM V6's 3.1 liters and smaller
2) White Castle Hamburgers
3) Anything Suziki makes that has more than 2 wheels (Escudo excluded)
4) Avril Lavigne
5) Australian postwhores that brag too much :thefinger
6) Paris Hilton's Dignity
7) Eminem
8)Sarah Jessica Parker
9) Jessica Simpson's Brain
10) Any domestic front wheel car made after 79'

I'm going to have to agree with valves and camshafts. ;)

That tattoo 0wnz

Stop signs on on-ramps to major highways. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.


On a side note, when the hell did MBTN come back?

A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close by.

Electronicly controlled throttle.
A.B.S.
Sound deadeners in cars
Mufflers
Leather seats
Rosie o' Donnel

that IS a bad ass tattoo...

It makes me wanna get a tatto similar to it...

4) Avril Lavigne

:nono: How dare you insult the hottest Canadian in the U.S?

6) Paris Hilton's Dignity

So very true... :iceslolan

9) Jessica Simpson's Brain

She has a brain? :eek7:

Other things that are useless:

1) our trip to Mars(we haven't even established a moon base)
2) Bush's re-election campaign(Where are the weapons of mass destruction? I'm waiting...)
3) the rap industry(they're just signing anyone now). Thank God I gave up on it in 99'.
4) anything that has to do with president Bush. :lol:

Stop signs on on-ramps to major highways. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.


On a side note, when the hell did MBTN come back?
Yea, those stop lights piss me the fuck off. They're suppose to help with the flow of traffic. :rolleyes: All it does is make things worse. That's why I run 'em.

A.B.S.
:eek7: :screwy:

:nono: How dare you insult the hottest Canadian in the U.S?



How dare you call her the hottest Canadian in America? :nono:

That's Shania Twian, DUH. :shakehead . I hate both of their music, but at least Shania has curves instead of Avril's preteen twig ass, plus she's pale as hell.

Other things that are useless...

1) Mall Security (the badge don't count if you wash it with the uniform, buddy)

2) Diet and Caffeine Free Mountian Dew (It's like a Nicotine Free cigerette)

3) Virginia Slims (Don't know anybody who smokes, never will)

4) Clay Aiken

5) Britney Spears drug counseler

air conditioning on a motorcycle.
a girl friend that cant cook or clean. :icon16: (j/k)
gateway or dell computer desk help.

diet pepsi/coke @ mcdonaldsBut they sell salads now so it’s ok. :p