sick to death! PORSCHE BOXSTER DRIVERS READ!

If anyone has a boxster then you will agree! I am sick to death of fags in skylines, lancer evo, sub wrx, and the rest of the boy racers riding my tail. Anyone who thinks you can push a porshe into race your a jerk. However! a few times i get annoyed and take off i gain ground quick and hold it, WHO THE HELL! said a wrx or skyline can keep up with a boxster? NOW WAY! i have a 98 boxster 2.5 and its dam quick. Anyone who says they would like a wrx, or skyline or lancer evo over a boxster your mad or unemployed. You need to be in a boxster on a red hot day speeding though them county roads with the cd player on YOU CANT BEAT IT. I have never seen a wrx beat any boxster, your dump valve gives a kick but what you got after that??? nothing.

I was behind a P1 last monday as he cut me off at the junction and the tosser tried to lose me he was in for a shock as i was about 1 inch of his ass and the tosser pulled in the left lane so i gunned it past him, whats the score with the P1 ITS FAST on paper but so is a boxster. Its still looks like an escort crached though halfords window! yer you say you can beef up a car but then you can do the same with a boxster.

Stop comparing your little wanna be cars with a porsche and next time you see a boxster get outa the way and show some porsche respect. I have had mine for nearly 2 years and those red calipers make by black machine look fantastic i wouldnt trade it for the world, when your behind ANY car the driver or passanger cant take his eyes off you in a boxster, not to mention the kids faces pressed against the back window.

boxster rules! why choose anything else!

I have a black boxster and black windows it looks sweet! Love the engine tune nice to hold it at speed, awsome!

if you slag a boxster off its because you havent got one!

Hmm... I thing i'd choose a hopped up FC over a boxster, but to each his own ;)

Most people who can (legally) afford a Porsche Boxter have grown up a little more than you my friend. In terms of level headedness and maturity, there is something distinctly lacking.

Most people in the cars you mention are simply having a bit of a run and a bit of fun with you. Learn to enjoy the thrill of the chase! I had a Corolla Sportivo gun past me today so we both got a bit silly and were pulling around 170km/h in and out of traffic. All in good fun - no malice.

Stop comparing your little wanna be cars with a porsche and next time you see a boxster get outa the way and show some porsche respect. I have had mine for nearly 2 years and those red calipers make by black machine look fantastic i wouldnt trade it for the world, when your behind ANY car the driver or passanger cant take his eyes off you in a boxster, not to mention the kids faces pressed against the back window.

boxster rules! why choose anything else!

I have a black boxster and black windows it looks sweet! Love the engine tune nice to hold it at speed, awsome!

if you slag a boxster off its because you havent got one!

My my, someone needs to get over himself:smile:

I'm sorry to tell you this, but a normal 2.5 Boxster isn't all that fast. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice car and all. It sounds to me like you think that just because you have a porsche that you can beat any other car on the road and that you are better than everybody else. Get over yourself man. My stepdad has a 2000 boxster s, and we always get a kick out of seeing people flooring it off the line at a stop light when they are next to us.

This reminds me of when a friend and I saw some nerdy looking dude in a late 80's porsche, with a date, stuck in the snow outside a movie theater.

He had no clue what to do so he just kept spinning his tires. We laughed all the way to ticket counter.

...and we always get a kick out of seeing people flooring it off the line at a stop light when they are next to us.
That's me whenever i have my dad's v6 camry. My Tundra just isn't fast enough to try

And now, for my impression of boxsterspeed

Ahem

I'm better than you! I'm richer than you! I drive a better car than you! My car is better than yours! I'm better than you!


:rolleyes:

Quit your whining.

BTW, what the fuck is a dump valve?

Um, first off...

- Don't go off the handle bragging about owning a Porsche when you own the cheapest, slowest one they make. You don't hear people with 318i's spouting off about how great BMW's are do you?

- I used to work for Microsoft in Redmond, WA and every balding, middle-aged, mid-life crisis loser drove one and I am sick of looking at them (as well as base-model Carreras).

- Grow up, you're car isn't that expensive, isn't that fast, isn't that nice, is not in the slightest way exotic and most Porsche clubs I used to race with would laugh at a little punk like you.

Sorry for being the Big @$$hole on this thread but people like you piss me off.

Cheers!

Most people who can (legally) afford a Porsche Boxter have grown up a little more than you my friend. In terms of level headedness and maturity, there is something distinctly lacking.

Most people in the cars you mention are simply having a bit of a run and a bit of fun with you. Learn to enjoy the thrill of the chase! I had a Corolla Sportivo gun past me today so we both got a bit silly and were pulling around 170km/h in and out of traffic. All in good fun - no malice.
You talk about level headedness and maturity??? And then go on to brag about weaving in and out of traffic at 170 km/h???? Doesn't that sound a little hypocritical to you.

SEriously it is stupid people like you and Corolla Sportivo boy who are making it impossible for me to own anything decent, or even getting insurance on a performance car I intend to drive within legal limits. Have you ever seen the results of a 100mph+ impact, it's allright if you perish, you chose to take the risk, it is the ramification of your bad choice, but ever thought of the people you might collect???

Holy Bejesus Oz, I would have thought you more mature than that, but now you are just like every other over confident late-teen driver out there.

Boxster boy You sound like most other Porsche owners out there, for the love of god get over youerself, while the Impreza isn't a true sports car like a Boxster, it will dish a 2.5 Boxster a hiding, easily. Just for gods sake.....



Keep it on the god damn track ladies!!!!

Hey Moss,
Kiss my ass. If I thought things were getting out of hand and anyone was in danger, I know exactly how to slow the fuck down. The fact was it was one of Sydney's very few brilliant pieces of road and there was only 1 other car anywhere in site. Alright bud.

- Don't go off the handle bragging about owning a Porsche when you own the cheapest, slowest one they make. You don't hear people with 318i's spouting off about how great BMW's are do you?

:iagree: That would be like me saying one of my Supras could beat a damn Ferrari F50. :rofl: That would've never happened.

- I used to work for Microsoft in Redmond, WA and every balding, middle-aged, mid-life crisis loser drove one and I am sick of looking at them (as well as base-model Carreras).

In FL, almost every old person has anything from a Vette to a Mercedes to a Hummer(why? They can barely see over the wheel! :rofl: ).

- Grow up, you're car isn't that expensive, isn't that fast, isn't that nice, is not in the slightest way exotic and most Porsche clubs I used to race with would laugh at a little punk like you.

Come to FL and and get laughed at by this club: Modern Mustangs of Sarasota(all members between 30 to 57). Not only will they laugh at you, They'll leave you sitting in a pile of dust.

You need to be in a boxster on a red hot day speeding though them county roads with the cd player on YOU CANT BEAT IT




yes, i'm sure you cd player gives your car a 500hp boost, n00b :rolleyes:



if you slag a boxster off its because you havent got one!

or maybe we don't want one, because of newbs like you acting like you got the fastest car on the planet.

News Flash! noone likes your car!



and what is your obsession with your own car?
its obvious the 'kids' driving the lancers and skylines are just looking for some fun, and if ur pissed off, then complain.

This is stress release, u released stress for about 2 seconds before beginning bragging about your car.

It isn't much of an exotic anyway, i'll become a rice-boy and own you:finger:

I have never seen a wrx beat any boxster, your dump valve gives a kick but what you got after that??? nothing.




Lets see here

1998 Boxter 0-60 = 6.2 sec. 1/4 mile = 14.8

2003 WRX 0-60 = 5.4 sec. 1/4 mile = 14.1


FUCK YOU

Chill out people!!! :eek:

I doubt whether the starter of this thread even has a driving license let alone a Boxster. Let him rant on his own, it's just not worth it. Boxster's are good cars, so are WRX's, let's just leave it there.

Oh, sh!t, I really wish I hadn't even bothered reading this thread. But since I have, then I must...

Ok, first off, I own a 2003 Boxster. I know exactly what it can do, and what it can't do. I am not some middle aged guy with erectile dysfunction trying to convince myself I am still young, I am in my mid twenties.

Enough about me. Boxster speed, you sound exactly like the F**CKING RICERS that you are complaining about. They are always on about how great their car is and that it wil beat so and so, and such and such. The boxster is a great car, no doubt about that. And it is a lot faster than it looks on paper, and a lot faster that people give it credit for, but it is not a 959!

You are right, a WRX probably wouldn't beat a Boxster, but an (and it pains me to say this) STi would (ugly piece of Sh!t that it is)

From your post you sound exactly like the Honda Civic ricers that are always trying to race me...

Oh, and I couldn't resist, my Boxster 2.7 will beat your Boxster 2.5.
get a life, or get a Turbo...

Now to all the people ragging on him...

GTR2b, you are being an asshole. Go to the Nissan forums if you like skylines that much. Either that or cool it.
dayna240sx, you might want to check the specs on the 2003 Boxster. you might be surprised.

you sound funny1 :grinno:

first you put some cars, skyline, evo, wrx, and say that these cant beat boxer power, then some people here put some sense into you, and then you start mentioning honda civics.. well it seems that way to me.

i prefer normal underwear to boxers, boxers make my private parts dangle.. :cwm27:

Now to all the people ragging on him...

GTR2b, you are being an asshole. Go to the Nissan forums if you like skylines that much. Either that or cool it.
dayna240sx, you might want to check the specs on the 2003 Boxster. you might be surprised.

Hey buddy, don't judge the people here. You don't know them. GTR2B may be an asshole, but he is telling the truth. And don't tell dayna what to look at, because she was comparing a 2003 wrx to a 1998 boxster, which just so happens to be the car that started this thread, so she hit the nail right on the head.

O yea, one more thing, my Boxster 3.2 will beat your Boxster 2.7, so get a life, or get a turbo. :icon16:

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any fucking wrx!

Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!


you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing.

I like Dayna's way of putting this :)

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any fucking wrx!

Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!


you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing.


You're trying way too hard, and you're making youself look like, as you like to call it "fag".

400hp? list your modifications, cause i call bullshit on that.

And just becasue you waste too much money on servicing your piece of shit car, that somehow makes your life "bigger"? No, that just makes you a dumbass for wasting money. And i dont have nothing, i have an FC for your information "fag".

And get that goddamn bug outta your ass because you sound like a 12 year old prick with nothing better to do than bash everything in sight. Grow the fuck up. Right now, i don't even believe you own any car, let alone a porsche.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.


This is either :bs:

Or a sad example of a nerd who never developed his social skills. And what kind of programmer did you say you were?

The guy had the car for 6 weeks before you got it and somehow he got it to double its horsepower, and you don't even know what was done to it?

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any fucking wrx!

Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!


you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing.
Listen up.

1. I dont like your attitude. Dont you see how low it is to brag about how minted you are?

2. You talk crap: Porsche came out and admitted they lost the special feeling in the 2003 Boxster?
Please... that's sheer idiocy right there and it never happened

I would take a lot of pleasure in banning you from AF, so shape up, cos you're seriously annoying me, and everyone else by the looks of it. In fact im just reading your posts and you dont deserve a second chance. You are banned. Goodbye

Yaaaay

Too bad he is across the pond...

I know a mildly warmed over Ford F-150 Lightning that would easily hand him his ass. Even if he had the claimed magical 400hp. The driver was in the top ten at the Historical races at Laguna this year. It's his boat puller and I've seen it hand a 930 it ass.... on a real track. :eek:

Hell there are plenty of Mustangs, Shelbys, and ACs around here that could easily do that too, but a big truck would be too funny. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

THIS IS PROBABLY MOOT, SINCE THIS GUY IS APPARENTLY BANNED, BUT...

(CAPS ARE MINE)

OK FUCKNUT, THANKS FOR MAKING ME SIDE WITH THE JAP-CRAPPERS:

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am
unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it
before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles
for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any
fucking wrx!

BULLSHIT. THERE IS NO 986 OUT THERE MAKING 400 bhp. PERIOD. UNLIKE MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE REPLYING TO YOU, I ACTUALLY OWN A BOXSTER, SO LISTEN UP: AERO CORP TRIED MAKING A TURBOCHARGED BOXSTER. THE WRITE UP WAS IN EXCELLENCE MAGAZINE A FEW MONTHS AGO. THEY CLAIMED 400 bhp. THEY MADE ABOUT 340. VERY GOOD, BUT NOT 400. "It can beat any fucking wrx..." HAVE YOU SEEN THE STi? IT IS AN UGLY CAR, AND YES IT IS
FACTORY RICE, BUT IT WILL HAND A BOXSTER ITS ASS IN THE 1/4 MILE.
ON A TRACK, PROBABLY NOT, BUT STOPLIGHT TO STOPLIGHT, THE SMART MONEY IS ON THE SUBARU.


Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

OK NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME GET ALL ELITIST(SOMETHING I HAVE ALLREADY BEEN ACCUSED OF,) BUT:

GENIUS, I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE, LET ALONE SEE(Trust Fund Baby). I DID NOT BUY A BOXSTER TO IMPRESS ANYONE, I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT IS AESTHETICALLY PLEASING TO ME AND IT IS A HIGH PERFORMANCE AUTOMOBILE (WHILE STILL SOMEWHAT PRACTICAL.)
IF I WANTED TO IMPRESS PEOPLE IWOULD HAVE BOUT A GT3, TURBO GT2, OR CARRERA GT.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

FIRST OFF, SCHMUCK, THE 1997 BOXSTER HAD 204bhp not 201, SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW. SECOND OF ALL, "Porsche admitted they fucked up on the '03 model and it lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? QUOTE THE DAMN PRESS RELEASE OR SHUT UP! OH, WAIT, THEY NEVER SAID THAT SO HOW COULD YOU QUOTE IT?

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

I AGREE THE WRX IS NOT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE OF CARS. IT IS ALSO NOT AS FAST AS SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO CLAIM IT IS.
IT IS, HOWEVER, A FAIRLY DECENT CAR, AND IF I WERE A RALLY RACER,
IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE MY CHOICE.

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

STOP BEING ABUSIVE.

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

OK, HERE'S SOME BAD STUFF FOR YOU. THE BOXSTER IS A HAND MADE PRODUCT. LIKE ANY HAND MADE PRODUCT, IT IS SUBJECT TO MORE IRREGULARITIES THAT A MACHINE MADE PRODUCT. OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: HAVE YOU CHECKED YOU AXLE BOLTS LATELY?

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!

you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing

THE ANNUAL MAINENTANCE ON A BOXSTER, TRUE ENOUGH IS HIGHER THAN MOST CARS, BUT IT IS NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE:
MY EXPENSES IN THE LAST YEAR (NOT INCLUDING GASOLINE):
Car Wash 52 @ $30 $ 1, 560
Plus Tip (aren't I nice) $ 1, 040
15,000 mi service $ 270

WHICH COMES TO A GRAND TOTAL OF $ 2, 870
PROHIBITIVE FOR A RICER, BUT NOT FOR ANYONE WITH A DECENT CASH FLOW.

no offense to the Porsche guys here but..

the boxter isn't exactly the bell of the fuckin ball either asshole. And they're about as exciting to look at during a traffic light as a KIA. its a watered down looking porsche. who cares.

and you've GOT to be kidding me. Just cause every kiddie that saw 2fast and 2furious wants a skyline doesn't make it any less of what it is. Anyways I doubt it requires any further defense... not to mention they canned your ass on the forums, just as most of these guys would on the track. ;)

lol he got banned, and lol i would rather have a s2000 than a boxter

Thread closed peoples for reasons which are quite plain to see.