Free Style

can u free style? maybe u got a lil rhyme in u that u want to share..well heres ur time to spit it all out. tell us what u got :bigthumbs:

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oh it is? my bad! i was just tryin raise the mood on this forum

not a big deal really... it was funny as hell the first time

Someone must have just finished watching "8 Mile"

New life for the fast & the quick/
Technology burnin 1/4miles and shit/
See the v8 gettin beat by a civic/
No staccato beats and clicks/
Freestyle no music-only for the gifted/
See things change with time, this is how I spit it/
Stugglin day to day priorities go on the back burner/
Every dollar I make just to beat you like Tina Turner/
I just gotta beat slick runnin in that vette
Crushed his boy's stang but ain't caught him yet/
Don't fret, I ain't scared of shit!/
But you better buckle up, cuz when this boost hits/
I'ma run a 10.9 bitch and burn this strip/
Run it like coca to the keys from Boca/
Low key, no flash but got a grip that'll choke ya/
Take this hot iron and poke ya/
Last night the thought woke ya'/
"What if I lose to that broke muthafucka?"/
Don't think it out loud, I'm liable to gut ya/
Fuck cuttin ya' Ima wreck ya whole world/
Get the nickname squrrel from ya girl/
She seen that run and came up off the pearl/
But I ain't concerned with that type of woman/
Just dealin justice to those who had it comin'/
That's why when I hit this track all the lames go runnin/ All the big engines get to hummin/
Then the big boys get to gunnin-no frontin/
Who want it? Don't talk no dumb shit/
Bring that ride to the line like you did last time/
You're static not improvin just happy as can be/
Not me, I'm strugglin but the fastest you can see/
No time for restin on my laurels, I'ma rule the roost/
Wait till next time when I max the boost.


Lame? Maybe, but I thought this up in a hurry. Holler

NOBU

ok I actually have 2... one's mine and one's my friend Cary's... we're really bored:

MINE:
My name is Andrew and I fuck the ho's
I go round wearin the finest clothes
Nothin you do
Nothin you say
Can keep me from fuckin em everyday
Cuz I'm a wigga wicca white boy
Such a tyte boy
Got you in my sites boy
Time to fight boy
Get down wit' yo bad self
WHITE BOY FOR LIFE!

Cary's:
My name is Cary and I like blueberry
Pancakes all up in this shit
My rhymes are ill
and my fists are quick
See that bitch make her suck my dick
Comin round from the C-a-l-i
Where I learned you either fight or die
Mother fucka
WHITE BOY FOR LIFE!

:loser:

All I have to say is Lil' Flip owns.

I be sitting here, replying to this shit
typing up my message, an pressing "submit"
Some will flame my rhyme, but i know its tight,
dont fuck with me, or i'll take down ya site.

See what i got is, Punjabi Pride
I get a sword when i marry the bride,
I'll uphold my wifes security...until da end of time.

See some may think "what a wigger"
But the only thing is, i'll actually pull the trigger
But i dont go around, holding my cock
pretending to be thug, carrying a glock
I dont walk around like i got a penny up my ass
And yeh i do, i try to go to class.

I dont like many people, but some i do
like Darrell, cuz hes pretty damn cool.
I like Spec2Girl, but not in that way
She's just someone that i usually say "hey"
Theres some otheres, that are allright,
But all the rest of you do is flame, and fight.
And for the ones that dont like me, you can eat my dick,
cuz you aint nothing more then a big fuckin prick.

I be sitting here, replying to this shit
typing up my message, an pressing "submit"
Some will flame my rhyme, but i know its tight,
dont fuck with me, or i'll take down ya site.

See what i got is, Punjabi Pride
I get a sword when i marry the bride,
I'll uphold my wifes security...until da end of time.

See some may think "what a wigger"
But the only thing is, i'll actually pull the trigger
But i dont go around, holding my cock
pretending to be thug, carrying a glock
I dont walk around like i got a penny up my ass
And yeh i do, i try to go to class.

I dont like many people, but some i do
like Darrell, cuz hes pretty damn cool.
I like Spec2Girl, but not in that way
She's just someone that i usually say "hey"
Theres some otheres, that are allright,
But all the rest of you do is flame, and fight.
And for the ones that dont like me, you can eat my dick,
cuz you aint nothing more then a big fuckin prick.

thats some funny shit :rofl: and also the others were awsome..only if i could do it :banghead:

Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR.

Some of these are fucking crackups.

I had a moderator freestyle, but I'm not allowed to post it :p

No, go on.

I won't tell if you won't.

Try this shit out, dorks.

Mad malicious hater/
mad, cuz I got a 3D accelerator-
hardwired o my visual cortex/
vision so fast I can see what happens next/
simulate verbal impacts that make your heart stop/
you'll be disarmed
hit you with a proton bomb
that mutilates your legs and arms
you might as well be sittin' on Napalm
I knock people out of orbit
like the fuckin' MIR station
I make girls so wet they get bored with masturbation
got a twin rotar Mazda to get me to my destination
Throw bricks at klansmen who preach segregation

-BTW, you've just been selected for Termination-

Your grasp of guns is an atrocity,
I've got shells that fly at high velocity
you can't even tell a cartridge from a clip
and yet you still talk shit!
the only gun you ever shot
was when you were playin' on the net
I got your momma panties wet,
take it easy, don't sweat
she wants some birth control, she can smoke a cigerette.

You've got a grandma that's a nursing home gangsta
she's got a paintball gun runnin' off a compressed oxygen tank
I was gonna at eat your girl out but that pussy is RANK!
she asked me why you talk like a mobster.
I said "I dunno, but you got more crabs than Red Lobster."----
tuna can ass smellin' ho.
at least she was good for a blow
didn't you know, I gotta meet with your mom at the local HoJo.

you tried to buy a car but got dissed buy the creditor
you wanna complain, write a letter to the editor
it don't matter if you're a major competitor
president or an emporer, king or a senator
you'll never change the fact that I'll always be better
cuz I'm the fuckin' top chedder, cheezy like mozerrella
did your girlfriend in the back of a Volkswagen Jetta


biaaatch! :flipa:

I teach ya how ta whore
im JWT
im IBL im going off topic
i teach ya how to whore.
you cant see my post
and i post the most
except kicker
i teach ya how to whore

seven posts a minute
six minutes postin
24 hours.
on the AF
yea thats oz yo thats him
they say ive changed man
im gettin post counts im whoring
they liked me better when i was mad boring
post so hard
everybodys gotta ban me
and i dont really care
if i make a diffrence to the post yo
long as im IBL
you can go to hell
in the hood they say, z-bay man ya sig looks different yo
just cant believehow im in love with this site yo

I teach ya how to whore!!!






wow im really bad but i tried to stay with stunt 101..guess it didnt work

:rofl: sorry not a big fan of poetry

anyone listen to RJD2.. simian drugs anyone?

anyone listen to RJD2.. simian drugs anyone?
no:p

no:p

cheeky monkey! :nutkick:

Why is every post here tryin to teach others?
If we really wanted to learn, we could ask our mothers.
I really think its sad, since you all suck,
Hey even your baby mama calls you a schmuck
But all you stupid morons, go around thinkin your cool,
the only problem is that you dont go to school,
didnt graduate, and are still that same old fool.

See im not tryin to be cool, and a hardass
But what can i say, your nothing,
cuz you used to cut class.
You used to go around taking hits of weed,
Now you so stupid, you cant even read.

I gots to go now, and do some work,
I dont got time to waste
Dont wanna grow up, to be a hotel clerk.

But remember
next time you freestyle dont forget me
cuz i'll be using big words, cuz i'll have my degree.
And you better not be talking shit, running your mouth,
cuz i'll call up my boys, they from da dirty south.
Last i got to say is PUNJABI PRIDE,
fuck all of ya, me and my boys ride.

thats hott desi...srry if i call you desi but i like it

thanks

(yeh you can call me desi if you want)

:rofl: sorry not a big fan of poetry

anyone listen to RJD2.. simian drugs anyone?

RJD2 ownz!! Aesop Rock too :D

roses are red violets are blu candy is sweet just like you.


how does that work? :)

cheeky monkey! :nutkick:

:sly:

And who said...

"Copy and Ok, we stay beating h***
In broad daylight whooping the living daylights outta broads; rain sleet or snow
Craziest flow, pay me a G
Rock so long promoters gone have to pay me to leave
I aim and I squeeze, got you favorite emcees' brains on my sleeves
Starting forest fires, blazing the trees
Critically acclaimed, clinically insane
And if you ain't see how I spit it then I must've did it in the rain
How rookies want respect? Best decline in fear
You got pu$$y on your neck wet behind the ears
Locked in at your top ten's vital
Hock phlegm like I'm auditioning for Rakim's title
Too evil to quit, who's more evil and sick?
Coming at you like I sneezed through my dick
Holler b**** lane merging
I'm like a med. school scholarship
For free I'll change a lame virgin to a brain surgeon
New h*** lay for two whole days
F*** chicks with Eaze, you'd think I'd have full blown A. I. D. S.
Matter fact, sickest emcee to tear the mic since Eric Wright
You guest appearing? Bring fire cause I ain't sharing light
Arrogant with mics, terrorist in flight
Flying where you live, this guy write paragraphs in Arabic tonight
Preparing dick for dikes, you guessed it
I'll show your crew true essence on June 7th you peasants"

To bless this here mic til your brain burst
I'll guest appear twice and the check will clear three times from the same verse
I was always a demon
I took the form of a fetus the second my pop's balls spread his semen
Lost my marbles at six
F*** swollowin my nut, I make b***** gargle my piss
Bench-press and take over spirits with my f*****' lyrics
Since seven my reflection wouldn't show up in mirrors
And every club that I rip, groupies tuggin my d***
I make songs I'd love, even if it wasn't my shit
Y'all drop drugs, generic and bland
Sucking the d**** of Biggie and Pac while tryin to inherit they fans
And may God bless the soul of every rapper murdered
Except for the cats I served
And if they were wack then they deserved it
Show me a thug, I'd permeate one
Duck from the son of a gun born from the barrel of a 38 snub"