Why I don't like birds.....

I have 28 cars on my lot at any given time. Yesterday it was -1 degree celcius, and I washed all my cars. 1 day later, this is what I get for all my hard work:
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Half of my lot is under powerlines so there is nothing I can do. I think they were eating some kind of berry too, because I have to polish it off or it will leave little red stains.

I HATE BIRDS!!!!!

for some i reason i could've sworn they had a stress release forum somewhere around here.
but that really does suck man,

I think you need a 12 gauge solution.

Damn, can't have the Soarer getting pooed on, I'll gladly take it, for free :D

Oops, I thought I put it there. Damn browser.
Hey any MOD out there, drop this into stress release for me?

Thanks

done. :)

2.5 liter twin turbo....
Only $3800!!!!
You can swing that can't you??

Seriously a nice pellet rifle would do those birds some good, late at night. :p

I HATE birds , they seem to know when I just washed my car or when I dont feel like it. I didnt feel like washing mine last weeking and it got hit 5 tomes !!!!

It never fails, any time that I wash my car on a decent day, the birds always have to come along and shit all over my nice hard work...and for some reason, they always seem to know when I spend extra time detailing the thing and when I just got done waxing the whole damn car. KILL THEM ALL!

:grinno: those are some INTENSE bird droppings
must have been the berries :sly:

bwahahahaha :grinno:

sorry, just funni

dude's right tho, get a little pellet gun.....problem solved :iceslolan

I think you need a 12 gauge solution.

What would some thick electrical wiring do?


J/k :smile:

lol pellet sniper rifle :)

I totally appreciate your side here man.. but there's more then one way to skin a cat.

killing helpless animals is inhumane. not saying your going to do it, but it seems to be the solve-all to most people now-a-days.

personally if I saw you do it I would go ape-shit. I would seriously lose it on someone if I caught them hurting a little defenseless animal. better make sure no one's watching you kill defenseless creatures. I mean unless your jeff dahmer people usually don't like that kinda stuff.

I totally appreciate your side here man.. but there's more then one way to skin a cat.

killing helpless animals is inhumane. not saying your going to do it, but it seems to be the solve-all to most people now-a-days.

personally if I saw you do it I would go ape-shit. I would seriously lose it on someone if I caught them hurting a little defenseless animal. better make sure no one's watching you kill defenseless creatures. I mean unless your jeff dahmer people usually don't like that kinda stuff.

Personally, I'd have to go off into one of my vein pulsing, red faced 'fuck hippies, they all must fucking die!' routines if someone ever accosted me for wasting a bird with my BB gun. I've been killing Starlings around my house for years, Woodpeckers too depending on whether they decide to peck at the roof of my house or not.

Wild animals always seem to do property damage folks, painting a car costs money and waxing it costs time and work or money, which could all be avoided if the birds simply shit somewhere else. Squirrels and rabbits are even worse than the birds around here, at least the birds don't eat the fucking wiring in your car! Stupid fucking animals.

I've been killing Starlings around my house for years, Woodpeckers too depending on whether they decide to peck at the roof of my house or not.

wow, you want a cookie? EDIT: your the type of person that graduates
on to storing human body parts in your freezer eventually too.

What are you going to do single-handedly wipe out the entire population of starlings and woodpeckers in your area so none of them create a home anywhere around yours? No, because its not possible, you just enjoy killing defenseless creatures for sport. If you can't put up with nature you don't belong on the planet. If I saw you do that I would go to jail over what would occur. redneck. people like that are the fuckin desease on this planet not the birds. what other animal can say their shit don't stink? we certainly can't. not to mention the cockroaches that would most likely be infesting your property if the birds didn't eat them. would you prefer cockroaches running up your ass while you sleep? :dunno:

wow, you want a cookie? EDIT: your the type of person that graduates
on to storing human body parts in your freezer eventually too.

Nah, there're better places to hide them than my freezer.

What are you going to do single-handedly wipe out the entire population of starlings and woodpeckers in your area so none of them create a home anywhere around yours?

No, but killing the woodpeckers who peck at my house certainly keeps other ones away for a while, whether it's the noise that does it or what, I don't know, but it works for awhile. As for Starlings, I'm actually doing other birds a favor by killing them, they steal your other precious birds nests and there aren't any shortages of them here.

No, because its not possible, you just enjoy killing defenseless creatures for sport.

Why, yes, yes I do. I enjoy it quite a bit and I'm glad that I can make those little bastards pay for shitting on my car, eating the wiring in it, undermining my house foundation and spreading plague. They can burn in little animal hell for all I care.

If you can't put up with nature you don't belong on the planet.

If it was your verision of the planet, I'd get the hell off of it by any means possible before gayness and/or hippieness occured. Do you ever watch any REAL nature shows? Nature sucks ass, it's brutal, cruel and spiteful. You're the one who can't put up with nature, so you create your own little world of so called peace, (until someone disagrees with it), and label it as 'natural'.

If I saw you do that I would go to jail over what would occur. redneck.

Is this where you threaten to find where I live and come beat me up? Please, spare me... really... Hippie. You just accused me of being a serial killer in the future who chops people up and puts them in freezers, but you want to start shit now? Very intelligent reasoning, you're why the natural selection process exists, congratulations, you'd be a cull if you weren't supported by the human society you loathe because it isn't 'natural'.

people like that are the fuckin desease on this planet not the birds.

Actually, people who consider real life to be like Bambi, a Bugs life or any other lame assed Disney movie are the ones who cause the infectious disease of their thoughts to spread.

what other animal can say their shit don't stink? we certainly can't.

But we CAN deal with the shit from other species, one way or another.

not to mention the cockroaches that would most likely be infesting your property if the birds didn't eat them.

That's what the chemical warfare agent known as RAID is for, works for just about any insect and occasional visits by the pest control man stops anything in its tracks.

would you prefer cockroaches running up your ass while you sleep?

Thats funny, maybe it happens where you live, but I sure don't remember the last time I've seen a bird eating a roach around here. Ants, the occasional termite or caterpillar, but not roaches. Maybe because they aren't a problem here...

Man. You really took your time with that one.. nicely done.

by the way im not a hippie at all :grinno: its not like that. And I don't have any insect problem where I live. :smokin:

No, but killing the woodpeckers who peck at my house certainly keeps other ones away for a while

wow. thats quite a scientific statement there. "keeps the others away for a while". Who are you Don Corleone now? did you leave a horse-head in the other little birds nests so they know not to mess with your property?

The other birds that need a home will move in to your house unsuspectingly if their is no other birds living in that location. then you "off" them, and the cycle continues. Mine as well try killing ants, or spiders.. etc. etc..

I don't agree with what your doing. No, Im not looking to come beat you up, or even threatening you. I was though, saying if I were say, your neighbor across the street and I saw what you were doing, it would be an issue. seriously.

You plain out said you enjoy killing them. Thats pretty wierdo, and I would bet you have "problems".

everyone has pests to deal with depending apon the area they live in. In Key West, they have Key Deer. The key deer keep getting hit by cars it happens all the time, so much in fact that now they are an endangered species. The key deer are causing serious property damage to the cars; many cars are totalled after the collision. So, using your rationale, should we shoot them all one by one so nothing happens to our precious cars? No, they put a fence up to protect the deer from the cars. It is our responsibility to live in harmony with what we were given, not disrupt it. Who are you to play god? Just because wild animals don't know any better doesn't give you the right to act like one.

I could go on and on arguing with you but since you said you enjoy doing what your doing theres no reason, you've already proven to me your damaged goods. :loser:

We as human beings do enough to disrupt our ecosystem all Im saying is to be humane to the poor phucks. Don't worry we'll kill em one way or another eventually anyways. :rolleyes:

Man. You really took your time with that one.. nicely done.

Damn! I didn't get an email about your reply! Eh, I was miffed, I tend to get a bit overdramatic when I'm annoyed.


by the way im not a hippie at all :grinno: its not like that. And I don't have any insect problem where I live. :smokin:

Well, you sure sounded like one to me! Hippies don't get mad though, so you must be an Eco-nazi from the sierra-club, or the REALLY hardcore guys, the A.L.F. I doubt you're from the A.L.F. though, becuase you probably would have burned down my house. They like to burn stuff, (So long as the flames didn't hurt any animals nearby anyways).

wow. thats quite a scientific statement there. "keeps the others away for a while". Who are you Don Corleone now? did you leave a horse-head in the other little birds nests so they know not to mess with your property?

Let me give you some advice on these posts. When you start to correct any grammar, punctuation or sentence structure errors, you start to look like a petulant child. My rule of thumb is, if you can't come up with anything more than error correction to come back with, the post is over with, no matter which side is the one that started the error correction. This'll be my last post on this thread.

The other birds that need a home will move in to your house unsuspectingly if their is no other birds living in that location. then you "off" them, and the cycle continues. Mine as well try killing ants, or spiders.. etc. etc..

Remember me saying there's no shortage of Starlings? That they steal other bird nests? Which homes exactly are they going to move into again? The ones the Starlings already inhabit? Besides, most of the birds on my property come from elsewhere, there aren't many nests on my property.

I don't agree with what your doing. No, Im not looking to come beat you up, or even threatening you. I was though, saying if I were say, your neighbor across the street and I saw what you were doing, it would be an issue. seriously.

Good for you, around here there's nothing you could do about it either, I only shoot them on my property.

You plain out said you enjoy killing them. Thats pretty wierdo, and I would bet you have "problems".

You'd be surprised at how many people enjoy wasting the birds, squirrels and rabbits that cost them so much money and time. In larger cities it's not much of a problem, there aren't rabbits running around and squirrels get food from the trash. Those people think that they're just cute little animals who could never do any harm. Here though, they just love the taste of car wiring and/or seat foam. Did I mention they spread plague?


everyone has pests to deal with depending apon the area they live in. In Key West, they have Key Deer. The key deer keep getting hit by cars it happens all the time, so much in fact that now they are an endangered species. The key deer are causing serious property damage to the cars; many cars are totalled after the collision. So, using your rationale, should we shoot them all one by one so nothing happens to our precious cars? No, they put a fence up to protect the deer from the cars. It is our responsibility to live in harmony with what we were given, not disrupt it. Who are you to play god? Just because wild animals don't know any better doesn't give you the right to act like one.

The difference is, I only shoot them on my own property, not public property. I don't shoot the deer that cross my property, because A. It's illegal and B. they don't do any harm. Besides, when you hit a deer, generally it's a death sentence for the deer, so justice has been served.

I could go on and on arguing with you but since you said you enjoy doing what your doing theres no reason, you've already proven to me your damaged goods. :loser:

'Damaged' in your opinion is a compliment, because at least I haven't been 'Fixed' into your way of thinking...

We as human beings do enough to disrupt our ecosystem all Im saying is to be humane to the poor phucks. Don't worry we'll kill em one way or another eventually anyways. :rolleyes:

Be humane? They'll be hunted and EATEN ALIVE or eventually get too old to forage and will STARVE TO DEATH, meanwhile, I kill them almost instantly with one shot and you think that's IN humane? How is it that nature works on your planet again? Nature doesn't GIVE anything but pain and suffering, you have to MAKE yourself comfortable.

Damn, all i did is bitch and moan about a little bird shit.

I just moved my cars in 5 feet, and the problem was solved. Sorry to get everyone so riled up!