Too much AF short list

You know you spend way too much time here if:

You have used more than one User Name.
You know other users on a first name basis.
You know EVERY user on a frist name basis.
You stick up for other users at any point in time.
Your average PPD is more than your age.
Your average PPD is more than your WEIGHT.


Feel free to add on.

you can remember the pmillion man march
you spent more time here than with the sig other
you have just about every ones sig memorized
you talk to the people here more tha to the people in your real life
you look at this more than porn

You spend more time here than you sleep
you spend more time here than you drive your car
during work you're on AF instead of where you are supposed to be

You know that you are on AF too much if

Your PC gets turned on before the kettle in the morning.
You go to work without shaving so that you have time to read just one more thread.
You can remember the date of Yogs' birthday,but not your children's.
Your mother logs on to get hold of you via the PM system.
You can name more than 6 banned members ,and give a resume of what they were banned for.
You slip away from family gatherings early,because you posted something awesome just before you went out and now you want to see the thread
You can code in more than 2 smileys without having to click on them
You have learned to survive on food that can be eaten one-handed,straight from the fridge.
You remember all the stuff in the nostalgia thread.
You open up a forum,and there's a black dot on every envelope icon.
You log off for the night,lock up the house,put the cat out,brush your teeth,get ready for bed......then log on again for just one more look........

uhoh... according to naki, i spend WAY too much time here!

during work you're on AF instead of where you are supposed to be That's totally me! :cheers:

You get drunk (me right now) and you come to AF!!!!

FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im bored.

Taranaki's been spying on me again!!

You can spend to much time? :sly:

arent you always drunk slave?

You get drunk (me right now) and you come to AF!!!!

FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im bored.

hahahaahahahahahahahaha me too!

oooo oooo oooo i got one...when your on IM every msg you send you expect your post count to raise!