CIA, FBI, and LAPD

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

HAHA, funni stuff

lol

hehe, always liked that one.

classic

i was waiting for someone to chime in with "bears can't talk"

Well you know the CIA doesnt "plant" informant, they cultivate informants. They also don
t question anyone.

They also don't seem to get a lot achieved.

That's great!! I especially love the FBI shit. I get a lot of flack for calling them cowboys, but I see I ain't the only one who thinks it.

May I ask what your experience in Policing is NOBU-SAN?

LOL That was a funny one.

Nice one!!! :lol:



BTW, the FBI is basically what the CIB is in other places, am I right???

:lol2: :thumbsup:

BTW, the FBI is basically what the CIB is in other places, am I right???

Pretty much. The do the big cases, and the trans state cases, as well as certain crimes like kidnapping and bank robberies.

NOBU-SAN, I know you saw my post because you made a post after it. Answer my question please.

I want to know what experience you have to make such an inflammatry statement.

I am beginning to get a picture of who and what you are.

thats awsome :lol: :bigthumb:

LOL
good one

LOL! :lol:

awesome, simply awesome :rofl: :lol: :lol2:

i think nobu-san's experiences have included confrontations

:screwy: :sly: :screwy:

I think I know what NOBUs problem is, and that isn't it.

I will post more as I see fit.

I'm lost as to what's happening from this point......Maybe zebra is training for the CIB :p

Always Jim, always.

I just need to get off my arse and do some running :p

Mind you, CIB aren't renowned for their athletic prowess!

They should have replaced FBI with ATF, they are more known for destroying and killing people.

Automatic Tranny Fluid can be quite deadly if consumed.

Yeah, that Caltex Texamatic 704 is some lethal shit, whooowee!

i was waiting for someone to chime in with "bears can't talk"

Lol!! me too, some people need a sense of humour.

Nice joke that one.

Lol!! me too, some people need a sense of humour.

Nice joke that one.
in all reality i chuckled. i'll probably be retelling it to friends one night while drinking, so it's good in my book.