The Atheist and the Bear

Okay, if this one bombs, I'll stop posting here.
> An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
>
> What majestic trees!
>
> What powerful rivers!
>
> What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
>
> As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
> bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly
> charging towards him.
>
> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder
> and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his

> shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on
> the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right
> on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his
> right paw to strike him.
>
> At that instant the Atheist cried out: "GOD HELP ME!"
>
> Time stopped.
> The bear froze.
>
> The forest was silent.
>
> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:
>
> "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
> exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.
>
> Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count
> you as a believer?"
>
> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
> of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
> could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
>
> "Very well," said the voice.
>
> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
>
> And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together
> and bowed his head and spoke:
> "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
> through Christ our Lord. Amen."

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HAHAHAHA NICE!!

Bears can't talk



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holy crap a talking bear

*shakes head in dismay*

Please, for the love of God, don't quit the day job.

Bears can't talk.

Now THAT was funny.

I heard that joke before...but still funny.

heard a version of that joke, but that was good.

That was NOT FUNNY!!!!, but good try :smile:

That's why you carry berries and a .44 with you in the woods.

That was very funny

Almost as funny as those people who do not see the humor in it.

Ha ha top stuff.

hahaha I thought it was great! :lol: :D

Bahahahahahahaha

Most excellent.