Four parachutes...

A commercial airliner is about to crash! There are 5 passengers on
board but alas, only 4 parachutes!!! The 1st passenger says, "I'm Kobe
Bryant, the best basketball player in the NBA and the Lakers need me, so I can't afford to die." He takes the 1st pack and jumps from the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Rodham Clinton says, "I am the wife of a foformer U.S. President, I'm a N.Y. State Senator and a potential future
president. I must live!!" So she takes the 2nd pack and jumps out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, says "I'm the President of the
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of
a super-power nation and I am the cleverest President in American
history, so America's people won't want me to die." So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps out of the plane!
The 4th passenger, Bishop T.D. Jakes says to the 5th passenger, a 10
year old schoolgirl, "I've had a very good life and since I am a
practicing Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute my child."
The girl says, "Nah, it's okay Rev, there is a parachute right here
for you!! Shhhh...America's cleverest President just jumped outta the
plane with my book bag."
:naughty:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That has got to be the funniest thing I've read all week. Sucks to be the president in that situation. :iceslolan

Maybe it's just too early for jokes, but my lips didn't even arch....oh well.

That jokes has been rewritten so many times over using different people.

Hey, forgive me; it was new to me. I tried.

it's cool man...that was good for a light chuckle:iceslolan

Hey, forgive me; it was new to me. I tried.
No reason to be sorry. I appologize for seeming rude, it wasn't my intent. That particular joke was new to me. I was just stating that i've seen various other forms of the joke.

haha, that sounds like something bush would do.

That was good :rofl: ,being that I hate Bush.