Marketing

Now I may have posted this before (shocking memory I've got! :p ) or you may have seen it somewhere else but I thought I’d post it anyway just in case.

The buzz word in today's business world is Marketing. However, people often ask for simple explanation of 'Marketing'

Well here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and
pointing at you says, " She's fantastic in bed"

That's Advertising


You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and get his telephone number. The next day you call
and say, " "Hi! I'm fantastic in bed"

That's Telemarketing


You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up him and pour him a drink. You say, " May
I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your
breast lightly against his arm, and then say, " By
the way. I'm fantastic in bed"

That's Public Relations


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up
to you and says, "hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies
you, but you talk him into going home with your
friend.

That's a Sales Rep


Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support


You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs. "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail

:D

Good stuff :thumbsup:

:lol2: those are great!!! you made soda come out my nose!!!!!

:lol2: What a coincidence, I had my marketing class today.

:lol2: I am teh marketing pro.

:lol2: I am teh marketing pro.

Small pieces of spam don't really get that much attention.

Small pieces of spam don't really get that much attention.

:newburn: burn - ouch!

Small pieces of spam don't really get that much attention.rotflmao :cwm27: Poor Oz, that's a real burn!!! :lol: :p

Small pieces of spam don't really get that much attention.

harsh/true

Small pieces of spam don't really get that much attention.
God I could feel the heat all the way over in Europe :eek:




Nice one Speccy :)