Your Personality

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

IF WOMEN DRINK:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the butt.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Bacardi breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka mule, etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

Drink: Baileys
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

IF MEN DRINK: As always, very simple and clear cut.

Drink: Cider
Personality: He's probably under-age and wants to get laid.

Drink: Cheap Domestic Beer
Personality: He's poor/student and wants to get laid.

Drink: Premium Local Beer
Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Bitter Beer
Personality: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Imported Beer
Personality: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Guinness
Personality:The man is a sex freak and will get laid one way or another.

Drink: Wine
Personality: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Drink : Vodka or Brandy
Personality : Extremely horny guy, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Drink : Port
Personality : Thinks he's sophisticated, wants to get laid.

Drink : Whiskey
Personality : He doesn't give two craps about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Drink : Jack Daniels
Personality : Not as masculine as the whiskey drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Drink : Tequila
Personality : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Originally posted by kbslacker
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

IF WOMEN DRINK:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the butt.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Bacardi breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka mule, etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

Drink: Baileys
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

IF MEN DRINK: As always, very simple and clear cut.

Drink: Cider
Personality: He's probably under-age and wants to get laid.

Drink: Cheap Domestic Beer
Personality: He's poor/student and wants to get laid.

Drink: Premium Local Beer
Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Bitter Beer
Personality: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Imported Beer
Personality: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Guinness
Personality:The man is a sex freak and will get laid one way or another.

Drink: Wine
Personality: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Drink : Vodka or Brandy
Personality : Extremely horny guy, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Drink : Port
Personality : Thinks he's sophisticated, wants to get laid.

Drink : Whiskey
Personality : He doesn't give two craps about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Drink : Jack Daniels
Personality : Not as masculine as the whiskey drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Drink : Tequila
Personality : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.


:spit: :hehehe: :lol2:

LMFAO, those are funny as hell to me.

Thats about 90% True! :D

Originally posted by kbslacker






Drink : Jack Daniels
Personality : Not as masculine as the whiskey drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.


Busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................You got me?Na,don't thinkso.:finger: :finger: :finger:

:hehe: :hehe:

I love it :)

:hehehe: true true!

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehe:

word :coolguy:

Originally posted by kbslacker



Drink: Bitter Beer
Personality: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.



PMan leaves the thread .....thinking to himself ??

Well since I don't drink then i guess all I have is getting laid :D

Originally posted by kbslacker
Drink: Wine (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.


I don't like France and I am not a clothing fanatic... sorry! :)

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

Doesn't every AFer wish!?!? :right: I am anything but any of those definitions!!!







Honest! I'm an angel! (oh gosh, someone back me up here!)

Originally posted by kbslacker


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Drink: Guinness
Personality:The man is a sex freak and will get laid one way or another.



This is my hunny Alex to a tee. I showed this to him and.........

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Honest! I'm an angel! (oh gosh, someone back me up here!)

>>checking tangie's label.....<<

Nope, it says 0.0005% :angel: .....hmm I wonder what the rest is....:confused: :dogpile:

I hope its naughty ;) :D

:D :D :D

Originally posted by kbslacker

Drink : Tequila
Personality : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.


:eek:
Wow, almost to a tee.

Damn I am still waiting to get laid!

Hummm I wonder if that was real or memorex :silly2: