Wrong Lyrics

I've heard "Winter Wonderland" every 20 minutes or so for weeks (I suspect it's because it's non-religious...), but I have a set of "creative" alternate lyrics that I've used in my head instead.

My wife sang along with it the other day when we were in a store or something, but she altered the lyrics a bit. I so wish I could rememeber them all. :( Here's all I do have, and what I hear in my mind every time... :hehehe:

Instead of:
Walking in a winter wonderland...

I get:
Walking in somebody's underpants.

I think it captures the holiday spirit quite well. :lol2:

Originally posted by jay@af
I so wish I could rememeber them all.


Winter Wonderland:

Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walkin in a winter wonderland!

Gone away, is the bue bird,
Here to stay, is a new bird,
He sings a love song as we go along,
Walkin in a winter wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snow man,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown!
He'll say "Are you married?" We'll say "No, man"
But you can do the job when you're in town!

Later on we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid the plans that we made
Walkin in a winter wonderland!

I can always post the rest of the verses later! :D

Originally posted by jay@af
I think it captures the holiday spirit quite well. :lol2:

I like that version, too! :hehehe: It's more "modern" ;)

sound suspiciously like "walking round in women's underwear" by Bob Rivers to me, had it in mp3 before some asshole hacked my hard drive.

No, I mean I wish I could remember all her "creative" lyrics. And just moments ago, I was in our employee cafeteria, and some guy walked by me whistling Winter Wonderland! :rolleyes:

man ive had to listen to christmas music 8+ hours per day, for a month straight...including thurl bailey trying to sing some song...very very ghey

yikes, i am soooooo glad all this stuff is gonna be over soon. I like the season, just the music sucks for the most part.

Bah Humbug!!!

I hide for most of December so I don't get all tired of the songs. Then I run out and do my shopping in a giant rush and get all giddy at once! *lol*

That, and I love singing, and it is something I can somewhat do!

Originally posted by EightOhOne
man ive had to listen to christmas music 8+ hours per day, for a month straight...including thurl bailey trying to sing some song...very very ghey My friend made me go listen to him at the mall, it was soooooo awful!