Am I so old?

What is with this? I'm out last night, this girl comes up, looks about 16, she flirts with me, I am polite but say "no thanks" basically, and she waves, walks away says "I'll see you soon." Ok, thats not the problem, my good friend says he knows her family, and the girl is 12. WTF is up with that?! Am I too old that I dont remember my female friends wandering round at 11:30 at night on the car cruising st when we were 12??

Kids these days....dammit Gav, where'd you put me walking stick?



In all seriousness, that's quite disturbing actually. 12?!

Aussie girls are easy :p

you aren't getting old...or at least i don't think so, but if you think that you're too old to drive, i'll be happy to take your CRX off your hands:p

Ha ha ha no taking this old mans CRX!!!!!

Dave, I stole your stick when you were putting your false teeth back in!!! And yeah, Aussie girls are easy.... when you're as good as me and t3h Oz.

Geez Gav, 12 that's right up your alley and if she had a pet croc you would be in heaven could do the group thing :p

j/k

But seriously, same in the US the younger the girls are getting...the older they look shit is getting outta hand, you almost have to ask for ID these days :disappoin

I should do it, then I could hang with "locked Up."

I should do it, then I could hang with "locked Up."

maybe you should rethink that, your too skinny to go to prison they would pass you around like a sunday turkey :grinno:

LOL

and LOL

and don't diss the false teeth Gav, or should I say captain Viagra? :p

Its not Viagra, its my stash of "Anti-brewers-droop" pills!! he he...

I just hate it when you try and bite me when your teeth aren't in your head.

was she hot?

It's easy to tell the underage slappers here; they all hang around OUTSIDE the pubs.

Anyway Slave, don't you think putting teeth in your head is the wrong place to put them?

Spose, but at least then he cant throw them at me!!

LMFAO@kicker, yeah, she was actually, lol.

Yep! Girls these days look older than they are. Two years ago in one of my classes, I talking with this one girl. I thought that she was 18 but shes only 14. I don't know why women look older than they are. Its sad to see that.

[QUOTE=slave]Spose, but at least then he cant throw them at me!!

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Watch their cricket team, they can't throw anyway!

Zebra, now I feel like an idiot, that was so obvious! Ha ha ha!!!

As the saying goes..."If there's grass on the field, play ball"

Even on a 12 yr old??? WTF dude?!?!?! Wrong.

Ok, lets look at this another way, how would you feel if your 12 year old daughter was doing "that" with a 24 year old guy, twice her age????

Do you even KNOW what morals are?

As the saying goes..."If there's grass on the field, play ball"

I think Cardinal Law said that :evillol:

1. The saying is "if there's grass on the wicket, let's go play some cricket"
2. Yes Gav, you are an old bastard :D
3. Come back in 4 years when she's legal and you can afford brand name viagra.

I must be getting old.All the alleged schoolgirls in the grubby sites [that I seem to accidentally log on to every night] look about 30 to me....

Damn, I myself have a hard time telling how old girls are myself, especially in Italy, they must put fucking Estrogen in the Pasta, because fuck, I've seen girls who'd look 13 almost choking on thier tits. yeah, they grow up fast here, makes me feel remotely young :p Of course teh Gymster=married, so I am an untouchable :(

Even on a 12 yr old??? WTF dude?!?!?! Wrong.

Ok, lets look at this another way, how would you feel if your 12 year old daughter was doing "that" with a 24 year old guy, twice her age????

Do you even KNOW what morals are?

Yes that is wrong. I dont know if any of you recall my thread about how my 15 year old female friend messed around with a 22 year old, but thats pretty much the same thing. Girls in the U.S. are looking older than they really....same thing with guys too but that doesnt really matter. Most of my female friends could pass for 17-18. Thats what my friend who messed around with the 22 year old did...said she was 17. Kids these days :disappoin

Its not so great when the cute teen I have oogled has a dad my age......besides, a little more mature is better since you actually will have something intellegent to discuss when you smoke the cigarette.....

if they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed :D

*cries* its official, Im old. ha ha!!!!!!!

*cries* its official, Im old. ha ha!!!!!!!

Now dont get too excited, you might need your oxygen tank for another time. :p

another example of my theory of 12 being put to work here....if you see a group of girls walking around in a public area, the hottest one has to be around 12-13 years old...it starts to appear when you turn 18 and as you get older, it happens more and more:uhoh: it's quite sad if you ask me:rolleyes:

if they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed :D

Okay that is officially the raunchiest thing I have heard all week :iceslolan

I've decided if she has an equally hot 12 year old friend I can add them up, that makes a perfectly legal 24 year old!!!

I've decided if she has an equally hot 12 year old friend I can add them up, that makes a perfectly legal 24 year old!!!

or a 12yr old croc, same thing to you :uhoh:

That'd be funny if it wasn't the 5978367581st time I'd heard a croc fucking joke. :P

Jimmy: You can look at the menu, but you can't order anything ;)

Gav, I'm still missing my stick. Stop rolling your wheelchair after the young'ns and act your damn age you old fool *mumble mumble*

I dont wanna act my age, Im already going bald dammit!!!

so either get a hair transplant or shave your head Gav take your pic:p

HA I hate that with a passion I mean girls around 14-15 years old dress like sluts. They should make them put their age on there with one of those things you see people in tri-athilons (sp) wear.

Ha ha ha, yeah that'd work.

hogie, bro, I'm gonna go bald, that way it looks meaner when I headbutt people!

Ha ha ha, yeah that'd work.

hogie, bro, I'm gonna go bald, that way it looks meaner when I headbutt people!

And you can blind them with your shiny scalp. :lol2:

Hey!!! Where's the respect?! Ok, so my hair fell out cause I masturbate too juch, but still!!!

Bahaha

Hey!!! Where's the respect?! Ok, so my hair fell out cause I masturbate too juch, but still!!!


Well then it didn't fall out did it...just migrated to your palms. :grinno:

Yeah, laugh it up bitch!!! *cries* If my hair keeps falling out they'll realise Im not really 24.

Quitcherbitchin', gramps :p

Fine, thats it, you all pushed me. *seeks hot 12yr old to cling to youth*

Fine, thats it, you all pushed me. *seeks hot 12yr old to cling to youth*

It'll only make you feel young 'til Bubba breaks you in after your pedaphile ass is in jail.:iceslolan

Lol, then I'd understand why Mogg is so scarred!!!

ROFLMAO

My parents are 10 years apart. When exactly does it become acceptable to stretch the age limit? Granted my parents are both over 50, and they got married in the 60's when no one cared about ANYTHING. 10 years apart by modern (post Clinton political correctness) standards DOES seem a little extreme. Weird how times change huh?

.....So Gav....When are you trading the CRX in for a Volvo with a caravan?

When I can find a bowls club that gives away a free hat!!!


Matada, The difference her is 12 years, but the real problem isnt my age, but hers.

That'd be funny if it wasn't the 5978367581st time I'd heard a croc fucking joke. :P

It's not a joke :uhoh:

I should do it, then I could hang with "locked Up."
:cwm27: that right then mybe he'll pimp you out for some smokes :iceslolan

:cwm27: that right then mybe he'll pimp you out for some smokes :iceslolan

Wonder where he has been? maybe solitary confinement? :p

Yeah he has'nt posted here in a long time.He might of got out.