What do you do?
chicago_guy
01-09-2004, 05:19 PM
I dont know if this is a repost or not, but I havent seen it here.
Here's the scenario....
You and your significant other are walking down the street with your 2 small children. All of the sudden, a scary looking man holding a very large knife comes round the corner. He then locks eyes with you and starts yelling obcenities and starts waving the knife in your direction. Then, he starts to charge at you and your family. However, you have a loaded Colt .45 under your jacket. What do you do?
The Liberal's Answer: Is he yelling at me? What gives me the right to kill him? What did I ever do to him? He never did anything to me. Is there somebody that he doesnt like standing behind me? If he does kill me, would he also kill my family? Could I possibly grab his knees, and while he is stabbing me, have my family run away from the man?
The Conservative's Answer: Bang.
The Southerner's Answer: Bang.......Bang Bang Bang. Bang. Bang Bang Bang. *click* *sound of reloading* Significant other says, "Honey, it looks like he is still moving. What do you think kids?" "Yes, he's moving alright. Shoot the f**ker!" Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang *click*
Here's the scenario....
You and your significant other are walking down the street with your 2 small children. All of the sudden, a scary looking man holding a very large knife comes round the corner. He then locks eyes with you and starts yelling obcenities and starts waving the knife in your direction. Then, he starts to charge at you and your family. However, you have a loaded Colt .45 under your jacket. What do you do?
The Liberal's Answer: Is he yelling at me? What gives me the right to kill him? What did I ever do to him? He never did anything to me. Is there somebody that he doesnt like standing behind me? If he does kill me, would he also kill my family? Could I possibly grab his knees, and while he is stabbing me, have my family run away from the man?
The Conservative's Answer: Bang.
The Southerner's Answer: Bang.......Bang Bang Bang. Bang. Bang Bang Bang. *click* *sound of reloading* Significant other says, "Honey, it looks like he is still moving. What do you think kids?" "Yes, he's moving alright. Shoot the f**ker!" Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang *click*
mycivic
01-09-2004, 05:22 PM
tough choice!
id go the conservative's answer. hey i have to protect my family.
id go the conservative's answer. hey i have to protect my family.
lordvektra
01-09-2004, 05:25 PM
um.... maybe I didn’t really find that funny because im from the south :dunno:
chicago_guy
01-09-2004, 06:55 PM
um.... maybe I didn’t really find that funny because im from the south :dunno:
Guess where I live. By the way, this is a joke...as in 'haha'.
Guess where I live. By the way, this is a joke...as in 'haha'.
Steel
01-09-2004, 08:44 PM
Bang.
Ignite
01-09-2004, 08:57 PM
I'd hit him with the bat I was carrying.
Bat > Knife
Bat > Knife
whttrshpunk
01-09-2004, 09:17 PM
I live in the south too, but I found it quite amusing. Oh, and heck yeah I'd shoot him, probably just in the leg or something if I had enough time before he got to me, but it wouldn't be with a colt .45. Maybe an H&K USP .45 or a SigArms P228. Yeah, then we'd see. :)
matada
01-09-2004, 09:39 PM
for me like:
bang bang bang bang "stop or I'll shoot!"
bang bang bang bang "stop or I'll shoot!"
Haibane
01-09-2004, 09:44 PM
I hit the desk, and died laughing when I read that. Wasn't expecting that at all... (my twisted Southern humor)
ROB3000GTVR4
01-09-2004, 10:04 PM
I would'nt kill him fast and give him the easy way out ,but i would kill him.I DO'NT PLAY THAT SHIT WHEN IT COME TO MY FAMILY.Oh and im from N.Y. :smile:
MagicRat
01-09-2004, 11:27 PM
hahahahaha
Hey, I didn't know you could defend yourself with a can of malt liquor!!
Seriously, though...as they shot nine rounds, that must have been a Colt .45 model 1911 semi auto. Everyone knows for really reliable personal defence a revolver is a better choice.
Hey, I didn't know you could defend yourself with a can of malt liquor!!
Seriously, though...as they shot nine rounds, that must have been a Colt .45 model 1911 semi auto. Everyone knows for really reliable personal defence a revolver is a better choice.
J SPEC SilEighty
01-09-2004, 11:33 PM
1 shot
zebrathree
01-09-2004, 11:35 PM
No shots, but not the liberal way either.
SIG>Colt.
SIG>Colt.
Jay!
01-10-2004, 12:02 AM
i've heard of double-tapping, but jebus!! lol!
taranaki
01-10-2004, 12:04 AM
Rule 1 -
Don't fuck with my family.
Rule 2 -
Knives don't frighten me.
Rule 3 - Much as the extreme right likes to stereotype liberals as cowards,and everyone who is not of their way of thinking as a liberal,it's a crock of shit.
Don't fuck with my family.
Rule 2 -
Knives don't frighten me.
Rule 3 - Much as the extreme right likes to stereotype liberals as cowards,and everyone who is not of their way of thinking as a liberal,it's a crock of shit.
TheNotoriousMogg
01-10-2004, 12:43 AM
Bang.
zebrathree
01-10-2004, 12:51 AM
You see guys, you cant just shoot him because he pulls a knife out.
Its murder. Not self defence.
I think you guys that would shoot him need to have a long hard think about it.
Its murder. Not self defence.
I think you guys that would shoot him need to have a long hard think about it.
jcz1987
01-10-2004, 12:55 AM
Neither of them but this is what I would do.
1. Tell my family to get away.
2. Pull out the Colt .45 and warn him.
3. If he doesn't listen give warning shot in the air.
4. If all else fails and he doesn't listen, just shoot his balls.
1. Tell my family to get away.
2. Pull out the Colt .45 and warn him.
3. If he doesn't listen give warning shot in the air.
4. If all else fails and he doesn't listen, just shoot his balls.
HogieGT-R
01-10-2004, 01:31 AM
protecting my family would be Priority 1 in my book, and killing him would be the last and ultimate choice...i'd pull it out on him and if he's still coming at me then, i'd fire a warning shot, then if he's still comin....i'd shoot him in the leg or foot, when he has been subdued then i would take my family to a safer location A.S.A.P
zebrathree
01-10-2004, 01:54 AM
protecting my family would be Priority 1 in my book, and killing him would be the last and ultimate choice...i'd pull it out on him and if he's still coming at me then, i'd fire a warning shot, then if he's still comin....i'd shoot him in the leg or foot, when he has been subdued then i would take my family to a safer location A.S.A.P
Thats a good answer.
However, in the heat of the moment it's not feasible to aim for a leg or foot. You would be better advised to aim for the largest mass.
You also need to incorperate verbal actions into the equation.
Good post though.
Thats a good answer.
However, in the heat of the moment it's not feasible to aim for a leg or foot. You would be better advised to aim for the largest mass.
You also need to incorperate verbal actions into the equation.
Good post though.
Steel
01-10-2004, 02:00 AM
I think you guys that would shoot him need to have a long hard think about it.
Bang.
Bang.
SonyMobile
01-11-2004, 04:43 PM
well... i would probably walk up to him with my fists up like i was gonna hit him, then take him by suprise and kick his teeth in. then when hes down, take his knife.
Spec2 Girl
01-11-2004, 05:20 PM
I'd get the gun out ready to shoot. Wouldn't fire straight away though. :D
Fearless Racer
01-12-2004, 09:57 AM
I'm not much of a gun person(I was taught how to use swords). If anything; I want my family to turn around and go somewhere a little bit safer. For all I care; if you want to hurt my family...You're going through me and my sword first... :evillol:
YogsVR4
01-12-2004, 01:04 PM
If its a butter knife held by a 150 pound nutjob, I'll knock him on his ass and call the cops.
If its a 350 pound Hells Angel, I let the bastard know that you have a .45 and in no uncertain terms let him know that if he doesn't back the fuck up, I'll blow his ass away. If he does, call the cops. If he doesn't blow a hole in his chest and then call the cops.
Liberal and conservative have nothing to do with protecting ones family. However, you will find that the person more likely to have that .45 is going to be libertarian when it comes to gun ownership.
If its a 350 pound Hells Angel, I let the bastard know that you have a .45 and in no uncertain terms let him know that if he doesn't back the fuck up, I'll blow his ass away. If he does, call the cops. If he doesn't blow a hole in his chest and then call the cops.
Liberal and conservative have nothing to do with protecting ones family. However, you will find that the person more likely to have that .45 is going to be libertarian when it comes to gun ownership.
replicant_008
01-12-2004, 03:31 PM
Well for starters I don't walk around with a loaded 45 calibre pistol here - it's basically illegal to do so here. The logical thing is to put myself between the individual and my family (and direct my family to get the hell out of there and call for help).
Try to calm the guy down and get him to put the knife down (and give more time for my family to get out of harm's way)... make sure I keep my distance and evaluate my options. Time is your best weapon - the longer you can maintain distance the further the family can move from harm's way and the more likely the police can intervene.
My martial arts training has taught me that if you can avoid having a physical confrontation then that's preferable than getting into a one. You use physical intervention as absolutely the last resort because it carries the most risk...
Even if I had a loaded weapon it's something that I would reveal only if there is no other option. And for those who kid themselves about shooting a leg or an arm - believe me I'm a very good shot but with a pistol in that situation you aim at the largest mass to ensure a hit and also to consider what happens in the line of fire if you miss - you certainly do not want to responsible for harming someone else who is potentially in the line of fire.
You hit to incapacitate and then keep your distance until help arrives.
Try to calm the guy down and get him to put the knife down (and give more time for my family to get out of harm's way)... make sure I keep my distance and evaluate my options. Time is your best weapon - the longer you can maintain distance the further the family can move from harm's way and the more likely the police can intervene.
My martial arts training has taught me that if you can avoid having a physical confrontation then that's preferable than getting into a one. You use physical intervention as absolutely the last resort because it carries the most risk...
Even if I had a loaded weapon it's something that I would reveal only if there is no other option. And for those who kid themselves about shooting a leg or an arm - believe me I'm a very good shot but with a pistol in that situation you aim at the largest mass to ensure a hit and also to consider what happens in the line of fire if you miss - you certainly do not want to responsible for harming someone else who is potentially in the line of fire.
You hit to incapacitate and then keep your distance until help arrives.
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