staplers

Now sitting here pondering...i'm really not sure what i was pondering but whatever...i had the stapler on my lips playing with it..once again, not sure why but thats what happened. when all of a sudden...i sent a staple right into my lip...holy crap does that HURT like a bia! has anyone else ever stapled them selves accidently? or am I the only moron who did this?......just curious! :banghead:

WTF? I dont think we should remove only your stapler, maybe we need to get you off the drugs. I used to cut myself in silent protest in my religion class, damned evil school children!!!!

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all better?

I believe you have my stapler? :lol2:

I havnt turned a stapler on myself before, but I put a staple through my bros finger when I was 4. :evillol:

hehe classic. :p I've never managed to staple myself but I did sew my finger in a sewing machine once. That hurt like hell when the needle went through my nail.

someone already offered to get me another stapler....thanks kick...but, i think its time to retire this one...or atleast take the staples out. sorry to hear ab your finger though spec...that must have hurt like hell. i dont think mine hurts quite that bad, but i'm sure its close. and now its getting all swollen and colored. :crying:

Awww, poor baby.

You and spec 2 have brought tars to my eyes thinking of the pain, thanks, Im only little and gentle!!!

i dont think mine hurts quite that bad, but i'm sure its close. and now its getting all swollen and colored. :crying:ouch. :( I don't even know what to suggest putting on it to help with the pain. :(

Awww, poor baby.

You and spec 2 have brought tars to my eyes thinking of the pain, thanks, Im only little and gentle!!!
Stop thinking with your penis all the time.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu. lol, funny fucker, staple nutter, go put ice on it.

staple nutter, go put ice on it. :uhoh: What if the ice sticks to her lip. That's make it even more painful.

No hun, just grab an ice cube, it wont stick to your lip, honest. I promise.

No hun, just grab an ice cube, it wont stick to your lip, honest. I promise.and I believe you. Honest! :p

Try a jellyfish... no seriously was facehugged by a red jellyfish while scuba diving a wreck just before Xmas. The pain was incredible especially when I had to peel the thing off my top lip at 30 metres (110 feet) below - especially when the tentacles have little barbs.

I'm told that vinegar would have helped but how do you put on vinegar when you are at least 10 minutes from the surface and we still didn't have any on the boat. The other alternative was not even worth considering when I think about where the injury was...

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu. lol, funny fucker, staple nutter, go put ice on it.

ooohhhh, no name calling now... :nono:
- I think OZ is right :biggrin:

hmmm.
i knew a kid back in grade school who stapled his tounge. that wasn't a pretty sight

did he staple his tounge in the longue?

Sounds very painful.

I have stapled my self quite a many few times, eyes ears tongue lips even.

The only staples I have ever put in myself by choice were staples to hold my head together after a kid hit me in the head with a rock. Fun stuff, almost made the teacher pass out. Turned white as a sheet.

There was a girl in grade who cut off part of her tounge with her scissors. :headshake Closest I've come would be stapling my thumb during class out of boredom, but as I'm sure you understand now, I'd rethink it if doing it again.

ooohhhh, no name calling now... :nono:
- I think OZ is right :biggrin:

Go bite your arse fucktard.

If I stapled my lip, I'd be straight to the doctor......
















To get a vasectomy :p

feels better today. thanks for the help guys.haha. I do think its time to take the stapler away from me though. I almost stapled my finger a few minutes ago while reading these posts.hahaha oh and the ice did work, it did get stuck but oh well it hurt already. :)

A little while back while being bored at work, we passed the stapler around and began stapling our thighs. Some people moved on to bigger and better things like their back, their forearm, and my buddy let one of staple his ass.

A little while back while being bored at work, we passed the stapler around and began stapling our thighs. Some people moved on to bigger and better things like their back, their forearm, and my buddy let one of staple his ass.

thats discusting.....i didnt staple myself on purpose...i'm just a blonde like that.

i once reached blindly into my backpack for something and a staple drove under my nail......

i also unknowingly stepped on a staple with my bare foot.....

when i was 3...i shaved my tongue with one of those battery operated lint razors.....

weird stuff...really weird

I don't think I'd do it again, but if we got bored enough....although the stapler's a little old now....got any other ideas??

Were you playing with a Red Stapler... OR just trying to make it that way?

Go bite your arse fucktard.
My arse? I don't know for sure what you are saying...... :biggrin:
JWT


SeXy_AnGeL, glad you feel a whole lot better. lol i know if i stapled my lip i would be feeling pretty dumb. Its okay tho. :)

SeXy_AnGeL, glad you feel a whole lot better. lol i know if i stapled my lip i would be feeling pretty dumb. Its okay tho. :)

see thats the good part to being a blonde.....I dont feel dumb ab the things I do b/c thats just how things are for me. haha. yes starting this thread, i felt kind of foolish but wtf? other ppl have done worse stuff, no?

other ppl have done worse stuff, no?
lol, yes..very true. :biggrin:

A little while back while being bored at work, we passed the stapler around and began stapling our thighs. Some people moved on to bigger and better things like their back, their forearm, and my buddy let one of staple his ass.
You ever see the steve-o(from MTV's jackass) video where he staples his nutsack to the his inner thighs with 3/4" staples and a staple gun?