Can hot water clean dishes?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded
rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his
grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.

He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his
grandfather, "are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "Those
plates are as clean as hot water can get them, so go on and finish
your meal".

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance
that looked like dried egg yokes, so he asks again, "Are you sure these
plates are clean"? Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you before; those dishes are as clean as hot water can get them. Now
don't ask about it anymore !"

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby
town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't
let him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out. Without
diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV
his grandfather shouted, " HOTWATER, Go lay down!"

eeewww!!!

thats just gross. :puke:

hahaha that's great. :lol2: :lol:

:lol2: :lol2: Thats great!

Ewww, lmao!! :grinno: