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That could have been written just a little differently.......


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These are not my own of course.

I find these stupid little things hilarous. :D :lol2: :lol2:

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I find these stupid little things hilarous. :D :lol2: :lol2: Me too! They just appeal to my sense of humour. Not sure what that says about my sense of humour though!! :p :hehehe:

yea, this is just like Leno's Headlines on Monday Nights. i love this stuff...best advertisment ever: Bathroom Golf....showed a picture of this dude siting on the toilet and putting. "practice while you let go" i think the headline was...classic.

I think I found those to be waaaaaay too funny.




or maybe it was just my fever laughing...

:silly2: :silly2: Always love this stuff...BTW...


Vasectomies while you wait

how about what would you do with the keys too a pontiac for a week

maybe it's just me, but isn' it odd that once people are handed the keys to a new Pontiac, they suddenly feel the urge to go skydiving and white-water rafting?
why didn't they do this stuff BEFORE getting the Pontiac? maybe they are so mortified by how crappy the Pontiac is, that they develop some sort of death wish because they can't handle how awful the car is :D

maybe GM should try this with daewoo, it might help sales :rolleyes:
daewoo is only selling about 138 cars a month in the US(very bad)

Originally posted by focalBlur
how about what would you do with the keys too a pontiac for a week

maybe it's just me, but isn' it odd that once people are handed the keys to a new Pontiac, they suddenly feel the urge to go skydiving and white-water rafting?
why didn't they do this stuff BEFORE getting the Pontiac? maybe they are so mortified by how crappy the Pontiac is, that they develop some sort of death wish because they can't handle how awful the car is :D

maybe GM should try this with daewoo, it might help sales :rolleyes:
daewoo is only selling about 138 cars a month in the US(very bad)


WTF?:help:

It really is the silly season isn't it !!!

Originally posted by focalBlur
how about what would you do with the keys too a pontiac for a week

maybe it's just me, but isn' it odd that once people are handed the keys to a new Pontiac, they suddenly feel the urge to go skydiving and white-water rafting?
why didn't they do this stuff BEFORE getting the Pontiac? maybe they are so mortified by how crappy the Pontiac is, that they develop some sort of death wish because they can't handle how awful the car is :D

maybe GM should try this with daewoo, it might help sales :rolleyes:
daewoo is only selling about 138 cars a month in the US(very bad) i would run the pontiac into a wall a few times ten when im done pour water and rocks in the gas tank, then run it really hard with no oil and take out the spark plugs and pour ice cold water down the holes into the cylinders.

:lol2::hehehe::lol2::hehehe:

Originally posted by brads94accord
i would run the pontiac into a wall a few times ten when im done pour water and rocks in the gas tank, then run it really hard with no oil and take out the spark plugs and pour ice cold water down the holes into the cylinders.

Why waste the water? Just drive the car normally for a few thousand miles & it'll achieve the same effect anyways...

Originally posted by primera man
It really is the silly season isn't it !!!

you said it, PMan :)

:hehe: they're funny... but not as funny as this..



:hehehe:...

for funny ones you can go to www.engrish.com

this site has wiked funny stuff like

yeah.. engrish.com is a PHAT site..

OMG verrrrrrrry good, but I do have an off sence of humor anyways so guess that is why i thought it was sooooooooo funny. :devil: