this is my kinda humor

Intuition: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, but
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt
and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said,


"Well, you know what? You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"


The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".

So you like the ancient jokes do you :p













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dammit... another repost.
Sorry I don't dig around the jokes too much

:lol:

old yet still funny that guy sounds alot like me

ha ha ha thats great! Yes its old but I love that one.

:lol: The old jokes never really get old, you know what I mean?

oldie but goodie

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