A joke

A guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation,
turned to bartender and said, "Hey, about those Democrats in
the Congress . . "

"Stop -- I *don't* permit talk about politics in my bar!"
interrupted the bartender.

A few minutes later the gent tried again, "People say about
the Pope ... "

"No religion talk, either," the bartender cut in.

One more try to break the boredom..." I thought the
Yankees would..."

"No sports talk...That's how fights start in bars." the barman said.

"Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?"

"Sure."

"Good. Go f*ck yourself."

Wow Tomster a post that isn't Spam, good work:p

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Wow Tomster a post that isn't Spam, good work:p


Beat me to it, good call.

What was Tomsters website again ?Stolenbandwidth.com or something?

Thats pretty good :D

A miner comes out of the hills, enters a bar, orders a drink. Looking around, he asks the bartender, "Hey, where’re all the wimmin?"

The Barman replies, "Ain’t no wimmin here, not fer a long time."

"Well what do y’all do?"

"We do it with the animals."

Thoroughly disgusted, he ordered another drink and headed back to the hills.

Months later, same story... After downing too many whiskeys he asked the bartender, "You’re sure you do it with the animals?"

"Yes, we do, sir"

Hearing this, he raced into the street and saw a pig run into an alley. He chased after it and started having his way with it, the pig squealing. After a while he heard a noise behind him. He turned to look and saw half the town, horrified.

The bartender was in front and said, "My God, man, what are you doing?"

"I thought you said you all did it with the animals."

"Yeah, but no one fucks the sheriff’s broad!" :smoker2: :devil:

An Aussie student was walking on campus one day when another Aussie rode up on a shiny new bicycle.

'Where did you get such a nice bike?' asked the first.

The second Aussie replied,
'Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."'

The first Aussie nodded approvingly.

'Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted.'




:flash:

Originally posted by Tomster


'Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted.'


The Kiwi's will love it, but you better hope no Aussie's find you! ;)

It was funny. Especially if you replace Aussie w/Canadian! j/k Heep! ;)

LMAO....You guys are to much